The scene: A chip wagon somewhere South of Hastings Ontario; Time: Earlier today
Kid (running up to the car before I even get out):Hi! What can I get you!?
Me (getting out of car, grinning): A large poutine, please.
Kid: A potato? We don't have any potatoes.
Me (laughing): No. Poutine.
Kid: Potato? I guess we have potatoes but we make them into french fries....
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Kid (running up to the car before I even get out):Hi! What can I get you!?
Me (getting out of car, grinning): A large poutine, please.
Kid: A potato? We don't have any potatoes.
Me (laughing): No. Poutine.
Kid: Potato? I guess we have potatoes but we make them into french fries....
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imp_:
apparently you should've voted harder.
platypuz:
Hey there,im doing well mate,thanks. How about you ? your changing jobs yes ?
The Fireballs are indeed a fine band,im actually seeing them this friday night which should be fun. Bored ! im a big fan of,they play punk with a very aussie rock n roll/pub rock vibe.
The Fireballs are indeed a fine band,im actually seeing them this friday night which should be fun. Bored ! im a big fan of,they play punk with a very aussie rock n roll/pub rock vibe.
I applied for a government job this week. About the same pay as I make now but with pension and benefits and it's closer to where I want to build. It's been a while since I've been uncertain about getting a job. I know I'm probably more qualified than anybody else who's likely to apply, but governments have slightly different standards of qualification. Wish me...
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aandp:
Luck Good.
tiger_fodder:
Good luck, sir!
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riz:
Yeah you do!! We love living out here now!!
I miss walking through Fargo talking with you, too!!
It's funny how so many of us are on facebook, but we never keep up as much when we're not on this site. Kinda sad too....
I miss walking through Fargo talking with you, too!!
It's funny how so many of us are on facebook, but we never keep up as much when we're not on this site. Kinda sad too....
riz:
Awww!!! I don't even remember what they were all for!! I know there was one for a coke....
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sydni:
Thank you!
and good morning.
and good morning.
hotcurry:
Thank you so very much.
Any Norwegians out there who feel like explaining what the fucking fuck this is all about?
hit tip TheFuckoffKid
hit tip TheFuckoffKid
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platypuz:
Oh now i see,i was a tad more confused then usual.
mylastsin:
Can I be a mongoose? =3
A while ago I had an idea for a TV show starring myself. Just out of curiosity (and please be honest) how many of you might be interested in tuning in to a show about 2 lunatics travelling the world, seeing amazing things, meeting fascinating people, looking for the tallest trees to climb, and all the while studying the social, political, historical, economic and ecological...
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snakeplissken:
Well, tacos are the answer to 99% of the world's problems.
cjwelsh:
Yup, it's in Canberra and it's generally regarded as a total shit hole but it's great if you wanna get your drink spiked or wanna get beaten up.
Also, I'd watch that show. Hell I'd help you make it.
Also, I'd watch that show. Hell I'd help you make it.
I am the sauce master.
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ixxie_sparkle:
It's a pretty sweet deal, I love what I do now. You should text me.
ixxie_sparkle:
Mmm...that is quite unfortunate. i can only fix one of those troubles.
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dizzy:
Wise words my friend. This path of re-discovery is interesting to say the least. Lets see if i have the stones to follow it through this time.
calico:
If you could find a way to strengthen them, they'd make great jewelery.
Where in the name of Joe Pescii did all these fucking flies come from?
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vivid:
You cant really pick a thong wedgie... or, at least, you shouldnt.
existentialblues:
you know, my half brother wrecked his first car at 9...
maybe we will figure out alternate modes of transportation in the next 8 years
maybe we will figure out alternate modes of transportation in the next 8 years
Whilst buying bagels this evening I was informed that bagels will soon be sold in bags of 4 as opposed to 6 which is currently the case. At the time I was distracted and really couldn't think of anything appropriate to respond to that beyond mumbling something about how I'd have to buy 3 bags at a time now instead of 2. As is often...
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toothpickmoe:
Yes, I'm sure that would have gone over swimmingly. Who informed you of this, the baker and packager of the bagels or some poor schlub behind a counter? If it's the former, you can stick it to the man next time, since it seems you go through bagels at an impressive rate. If it's the latter I hope you two could share a laugh about the ridiculousness of the consumer society we live in and not just have the checker tell you to fuck off.
toothpickmoe:
They can be distracting. I like to test people's focus.
It's always after the fact, isn't it? I find the few times I actually nail the witty comment to the attractive girl in person it pays good dividends. Got me married, for fuck's sake.
It's always after the fact, isn't it? I find the few times I actually nail the witty comment to the attractive girl in person it pays good dividends. Got me married, for fuck's sake.
Sometimes when parents and their children stop to watch me working in a tree I get a weird feeling. Like what would happen if I fell to my death right now? That kid would probably be traumatized for life, and I'd feel pretty bad.
Parents need to stop letting their children watch me climb. It's unnerving.
Parents need to stop letting their children watch me climb. It's unnerving.
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notoriouscat:
i seem to be having a crisis about what we were talking about in the group. we should talk soon.
notoriouscat:
it doesn't tell me when it is my turn and therefore i forget about it. sorry. 
FIRST!
Happy Birthday, good sir. Hope it treats you well.