beastie_boy

Hey look everybody, I'm alive. I'm sure all 2 of you who read this thing will be overjoyed to learn that fact.

To anyone who might be protesting the war in Los Angeles:

I certainly admire your convictions, and I certainly agree with your stance on the war.

That being said, after I've worked a nice long 12 hour day, having to go an extra 20 minutes out of my way to get home becase some college students are laying down in traffic when all I want...
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So for the past couple of days I've had something gnawing at the back of my head. Some thought or desire trying to make itself known that just wasn't making it through the usual chatter I have going on in me noggin.

I was feeling restless and like I needed a change.

Then I thought "well maybe I want to move," cuz I've lived in...
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The Beastie Boys posted a new song they wrote about the war on their website. Go here to hear it.

Plus, it's just nice to finally hear a new Beastie Boys song after five long Beastie-less years.

So they found Elizabeth Smart today.

I would've been willing to bet that in 20 years there'd be a two second news story about how they found her skull in a ditch somewhere while plowing a field to build condos.

That's a bet I'm more than happy to lose.

Yay for Elizabeth.

I'm fucking exhausted.

The question is, what are you going to do about it?

"I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the President. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation."

- George W. Bush

You know, I'll say this. He certainly doesn't try to hide the fact that he's an evil fuck.

Dear George W. Bush:

I don't know if you visit Suicide Girls or not, but in the off chance that you should one night find yourself in the Oval Office browsing the web and should come upon this humble collection of my thoughts, I would like to take this opportunity to say FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!

If anyone ever deserved to be raped up...
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There's two kinds of people in the world: the kind that believe Batman would beat Superman in a fight, and the kind that think Superman would beat Batman in a fight.

What you need to do is ask yourself: which type of person are you?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


That's all I have to say about Mondays.

There's nothing better than coming home from the comic shop with a huge stack of comics to read.

No, not even sex.

Yes, I'm a huge fucking geek.

Our movie was #1 again this weekend. Take THAT "Old School."

In yo face.

My home town made the news today.

I called my mom to make sure she was okay, cuz I knew if she heard the explosion she'd freak out because she'd think it was some kinda terrorist attack.

Yeah, I'm a momma's boy.