beastie_boy

My glasses broke and I had to get new ones.

I'm sort've bummed over it. My old ones were made by Converse (pre-Nike buyout, thank you very much) and the screws that held the arms onto the frame were shaped like stars.

The new ones I got are fancier and not as nerdy looking, and there's no stars.

I miss my old glasses.

Now my...
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So I'm all better now.

I start therapy tomorrow night. I wonder if the doctor'll try to hypnotize me on my first regular visit, or if we have to build up to it. I wonder if I can even be hypnotized? I wonder if it'll be like Donnie Darko and I'll just shove my hand down my pants?

I just saw that movie for the...
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So thanks to a case of food poisoning, I'm home today.

I've never had food poisoning before.

It's truly as awful as everyone has said.

I was puking so much before that it came out my nose!

I swear the iPod is the fucking best invention of all time. I have so many CD's that there are some I've not listened to in what must be YEARS and now thanks to this wonderful little device, I can rock out at work all day. I'm listening to the Hot Snakes at the moment. I forgot how much I love this band. And over...
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This whole "not having a tree" thing is NOT going well.

Today I was walking from the kitchen to the living room and as I came around the corner the girl across the way was in HER living room (we have the same layout) and we locked eyes and froze there for a minute just staring at one another. I mean, what the fuck do...
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On a rope, on a rope, got me hangin on a rope!

Some jackass thought it would be a good idea to cut down the tree outside my window that provided a nice shield between my living room window and the living room window of the apartment across from me. Consequently, I can now see everything going on in there and vice versa. What happens if I wanna watch porn!? The girl across the way will totally...
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You know what I find to be the most depressing post-holiday spectacle? All of the dead Christmas trees wrapped up in garbage bags outside people's houses.

I totally have a crush on the Weiner World girl from that Pepsi commercial.

Ahhhhh back at work.

My boss gave me his badass Spider-Man 2 jacket today. It's lined with fleece, which makes it a perfect counter to the bizzare cold weather we've been having at night around here lately. I can see my breath! What the fuck is that all about?!

So I spent the last week of my vacation here in LA-LA land. I saw "Return...
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So.

Back to work tomorrow.

As you were.

Well, it's the new year so I suppose it would be appropriate to list my New Year's Resolutions:

1. Read all of the books in my "to read" pile. I am sorry to admit that this is a holdover from LAST year's resolutions.

2. At least TRY to finish my script.

3. Begin therapy and sort out me noggin.

4. Try and find a nice...
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