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OPERATION SELLOUT: COMPLETE
OPERATION SELLOUT: COMPLETE
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I'm not dead.
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Just on the inside.
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menotyou:
How much did that run you?
laceyglove:
Very nice! i want a Vespa. There's alittle Vespa gang that rides around by where i live, i want to be a gang memeber and beep my horn! 
Two jobs rules...sort of. I get to do the two things I enjoy the most and get paid, I'm almost never bored anymore, I'm too busy to worry too much about stupid things like girls and how stupid they are even though they have boobs which are pretty sweet but then they can't just communicate in any sane matter and you always have to second...
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menotyou:
Did you get my email?
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Did you get my email? I sure didn't send you one.
The last time I wrote about getting laid was March 9th. That was the day after the last time I actually got laid. This bloody well sucks. I need to figure out just what the fuck is going on between me and this girl.
Well at least the job is working out. After volunteering for a couple weeks, they've decided to hire me, for a...
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Well at least the job is working out. After volunteering for a couple weeks, they've decided to hire me, for a...
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Missed you last night, Mr. workin' man! You must be present for boobies on perhaps, Friday evening?
What the everloving fuck. This makes the fourth time in the past two months that I've been sick. Tonsilitis, flu, sinus infection, now tonsilitis or something throat-related again. At this point it's more annoying than anything. The throat and sinus shit doesn't really get to me, but missing work and establishing a reputation as a sickly weakling just bites ass.
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ha ha weakling! why don't you just get a throatectomy or something? actually, I guess I'm kind of sorry you're sick. kind of. but you can keep yo' microbes to yoself, foo'! are you working tonight? you should come over and play cards. that is, if you're not too busy coughing all over your lady friend.
At long last I have staged my return to the ranks of the sexually active! Man this girl is so hot, and easy to please. It's a pity that we have to pretend like we're just acquaintences at work. Oh and that whole toddler thing is a bit worrisome. But for now, she's wicked hot, has good taste in music, likes beer, likes video games,...
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quasi_sean:
dood...how's it goin?
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Ah, what a romantic walk home in the rain.. wait - I meant that sucked!
if i were a cartoon character, i would have little hearts popping over my head right now...
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menotyou:
If I were a cartoon character I would probably be Jughead or some equally worthless character. Yep.
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I guessed it was you, doofus! Why are you always punching me in the face? Why can't you give me cookies instead?
oh man. flu=not cool
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oh no no... just in Dallas. Just me. Librarian conference.
christinarenee:
HEheheheheh... you said "Speed Hump"
Hope you feel better
Hope you feel better
Finally I am working all nights. It is a real pain to work until 11pm one day, then have to be in at 8am the next. I still want a job in IT though...I'm not really sure why, since the industry has been kind of a dick to me. I guess it's just the money, and to not feel like I wasted all that time...
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munke:
Batman... you sound like a perfect member of the Culinary Professionals group... if you're not already!
I would of gladly slaved away for the Valentine's Day holiday, but evidentally I walked off the job in the middle of my shift, not to return, and was fired!
(Guess they were smoking a bit too much crack where I worked last... and haven't found a restaurant gig to follow, yet!)
I would of gladly slaved away for the Valentine's Day holiday, but evidentally I walked off the job in the middle of my shift, not to return, and was fired!
(Guess they were smoking a bit too much crack where I worked last... and haven't found a restaurant gig to follow, yet!)
jujubee:
Seriously honey, your stories wont be appreciated in the kitchen. You're one of us dear. Come join. 
I am seriously thinking of moving out of Houston when my lease is up just because of the police...
So I go out for a drink with a friend from work last night, and on the way back we get pulled over...apparently my friend had a warrent out for an old moving violation that he missed the court date for. So, my friend gets handcuffed...
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So I go out for a drink with a friend from work last night, and on the way back we get pulled over...apparently my friend had a warrent out for an old moving violation that he missed the court date for. So, my friend gets handcuffed...
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ha ha you were wearing an asshat last night! tee hee
It's funny how people fear change. People take life so seriously they choose a lukewarm sense of happiness derived solely from the comfort of the familiar. People dream of change, of what life might be like filled with adventure or excitement, in another place, in a new career, with different people. Yet hardly anyone ever acts on their dreams because they're all too afraid to...
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and p.s. I hate you so bad.
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not all the time. Typically, I'm reading Fark or something retarded like that. But thanks for reminding me that I should get back to work. I'll turn you into human jam. you asshole.
thats awesome... awe...
xoxo