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My haiku are so much better than anything I've ever written here.

Check it.

I hate when people describe something as "better than sex" because it rarely is. In fact, I'm having a very hard time thinking of anything better than sex. I want everyone that reads this to post something they legitimately think is better than sex, like if you had to choose between one or the other forever, you'd choose ______ over sex. And don't put things...
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I'm still not a fan of this blog business. I already have one blog, and it sucks, so why would I want another blog? I still don't even care for the word blog. Blog blog blog blog blog. It definelty sounds like something gross, not the incoherent ramblings of internet people.

"Honey, there's something blogging the sink, get the drain-o"

"I took the hugest blog...
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Wot's all this then??

God damn I hate updating this thing. Until I get attacked by ninjas and kick all their heads off, I feel that nothing I write here will be interesting. Oh look, I might buy some jeans, holy crap I'm going on a diet, big damned deal. Anything interesting I type up at work when I'm bored, either at skorb.blogspot.com, or trwdd.pbwiki.com. After all that, all...
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All hail the Houston group!

I went to Super Target tonight. It is insane...it's like a Super Wal-Mart that doesn't smell bad or make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

I downloaded a bunch of indie-rock (that is legal right? indie rockers suck if they get rich so really buying their cd's hurts their carreers?), and realized that there seems to be some unwritten rules going on with these indie rockers.

1. Get popular enough to live off making music, but not any more popular than that because then all your fans will hate you...
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Judging the science fair was so awesome. Civilized debate about computer science with a bunch of retired engineers is like masturbation for my brain. Even though we gave first to a project I didn't really care for (congratulations son, you followed directions off neworder and demonstrated cracking of simple wpa-1 passwords), it was still awesome to be part of the process and see what kids...
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I am going to be a judge in the Houston Science and Engineering Fair! This is totally a nerd dream come true.

Hooray, no more night job after next week. Must...be...social...

I got a free massage chair with my new tv. I really think this combo is going to take my porn watching to a whole new level.

On a somewhat related note...what's it going to take to get people to start spelling masturbation correctly? Not just any people...Internet People.