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There is justice in this world, and it's name is Batman!
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maibey:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOOKER!!! I'd make you a cake or something, but:
A) Amy probably already has
B) I would be extremely aware the entire time that YOU could make it so much better....
lcourage:
Happy Birthday!

FYI: that rash has not gone away. any ideas?
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I did not change my name, my profile did this all on its own, and I want Batman back.
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I beat Guitar Hero II on hard yesterday, including Free Bird. Now I need a new game to keep me from getting bored and starting Expert.
menotyou:
If you aren't sufficiently l337, expert will make your hands fall off.
smellslikescifi:
dude, 1337 like a muhfuckuh
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Appropriate tags:
"delectable thighs and ass"
"pussylips"
"vag"
"starfish"
"spread pussy"

Inappropriate tags:
"I think I just saw cervix"
"Poor photo quality"
(that last one won't get you banned from tagging, but will be silently deleted, even if the photos are grainy and blurry)
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Hello SG. I realize I have not updated basically in forever, but that is because I cannot get to you at work and I generally have better things to do when I'm home, like watch porn and stuff my face. Just so I don't feel bad, here's a list of things:

Cherith Valley pickled garlic is damned good.

Super Paper Mario is good but it's...
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ojaeflo:
You are needed.
maibey:
Update!
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Because the SG blogging system is teh suck, I have posted the best presentation ever over at Blogger:

http://skorb.blogspot.com/

More to come...?
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menotyou:
Update your shit you lazy bastard.
t_patcher:
Hey man, I never really stopped by to say thanks for having us over the other week. I had a blast and look forward to doing it again real soon.
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It is sweet to find out that your request for time from the sick leave pool has been denied when your account stops working. No calls, no e-mail warning, nothing. On top of that I have to pay for my own benefits while I'm out not getting paid. Damn the man!
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menotyou:
You were talking about having an IM client you can access via browser....It's already a feature in Trillian.

Check It!
smellslikescifi:
In Soviet Russia, Day takes YOU off! eeek
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smellslikescifi:
i'm just glad that i can (almost) see your ass in pictures.
martini:
aaaah!!! eeek

feel better soon. smile

xo
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I have to get a fake hip. Sadly, there is not (to my knowledge) a super-secret military prototype hip that will give me the power to jump really high and kick heads off.
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kung_fu_tattoo:
maybe you can get on MTV's "Pimp My surgery", get a cool one with some awesome hydrolics. It might really help out on the dance floor robot
tez:
Coolest.. screen name.. EVER!!

I'm in love
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I finally went to an Orthopedist about this hip pain I've been having for the past year or so. He took some x-rays and apparently I either have PVNS (essentially a begnin tumor of the synovial tissue) or arthritis. I had a second MRI with an injection of something that should allow him to tell if it's PVNS, but it seems pretty unlikely since PVNS...
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batman:
Yes, having the silhouette of your cock and balls in the foreground of every X-ray is a nice way to lighten the tension.
menotyou:
Sometime in the near future science will perfect a truly synthetic limb replacement. Ideally it will be powered by the souls of the damned, but we may need to wait a bit longer for that.