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gonzoe:
fuckin hilarious. i'm all signed up.
friedbanana:
creepy surreal
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Whatta shitty motherfucking day.


mad mad mad
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pheageythissucks:
"Whatta shitty motherfucking day." and my I add:
"Whatta shitty, motherfucking, tittie sucking, donkey dick-licking, suck my left nut, bitch fucking day."

Yea, mine sucked ass too.
user8935778:
today is pretty shitty and raining and stuff.
hey you know what? im in medical school. thats like 200 grand of debt as it is. might as well just rack up some more . right?
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More random thoughts:

I'm wearing a shirt. This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.

I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest of which I was not aware. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, man, don't give...
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evilwillow:
why'd you edit you fucker. did you not mean it? mad mad mad
chipawah:
Random thoughts are the best.

Playing tennis with a wall is better then just a net.. At least then you don't have to keep chasing after the ball when you hit it.
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Random thoughts:

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I am older." You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...

I like vending machines, because snacks are...
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jthrak:
Peaches Rocks! I hope the helps uncover the peaches mystery. later.

Ciao>G...
evilwillow:
surreal surreal surreal
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skull skull skull
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Happy 04/04/04!!!

Why am I so fascinated by dates like this? I thought that 01/02/03 was really cool too. So was 01/01/01 and 02/02/02 and 03/03/03. I guess I'll be thrilled every year this decade huh?

I need to get a life.
*sigh*


I miss you. 3 weeks is too damn long!! frickinfrackinrussimgrussimgrrrrr!!!
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sebsis:
Oh, don't act like that last line isn't for me!
sebsis:
Uhm, thanks?
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NEW WORDS FOR 2004

Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary


  • BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.


  • SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.


  • ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by...
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sebsis:
No Rigo's for me this weekend. I'm trying to be productive at home!
scotty_bane:
funny stuff