"Whatta shitty motherfucking day." and my I add:
"Whatta shitty, motherfucking, tittie sucking, donkey dick-licking, suck my left nut, bitch fucking day."
today is pretty shitty and raining and stuff.
hey you know what? im in medical school. thats like 200 grand of debt as it is. might as well just rack up some more . right?
I'm wearing a shirt. This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.
I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said Please Try Again because they were having a contest of which I was not aware. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me, 'c'mon, man, don't give... Read More
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I am older." You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera...
I like vending machines, because snacks are... Read More
Why am I so fascinated by dates like this? I thought that 01/02/03 was really cool too. So was 01/01/01 and 02/02/02 and 03/03/03. I guess I'll be thrilled every year this decade huh?
I need to get a life.
*sigh*
I miss you. 3 weeks is too damn long!! frickinfrackinrussimgrussimgrrrrr!!!