baronvonawesome

I was driving to work this morning and some girl started crossing the street in front of me, not at a light or some sort of crosswalk, just willy nilly wherever she pleased. Plus she was looking down at whatever was in her hand (presumably a cellphone). Then she noticed that there were cars coming so she stopped, and as I drove by she yelled,...
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As a general rule, I try to avoid eating at McDonald's, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So I hit the drive-thru tonight and when I gave the girl my money she was like "Thank you, next window please. And remember: you're great!"

...wtf. That kind of creeped me out. And what made it worse was the fact that there was someone in front...
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So according to a crazy Russian man, I need more iron.

At work today, I was standing around waiting for some models to set and this guy was waiting for some water to boil. So he was staring at me for a minute and then out of nowhere he slapped me on the chest. He looked puzzled by the result so he put one hand...
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So I work this week and then I have two weeks off. I was thinking of going to visit my cousin in Japan, but I decided to save that trip for next year (more time to save and more time to figure out where to go while I'm there).
I don't want to be stuck at home for two weeks though. Any suggestions for cheap...
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I was driving around the other day, reflecting on how much it sucks to get up early, when I saw an interesting sight. This girl was walking across a busy intersection wearing pajama pants, a tshirt, no shoes! and her hair was aaall fucked up. She was yawning and rubbing her head like she literally just stumbled out of bed and into the street.

That...
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