I got my cap, gown, and other graduation paraphenalia yesterday. It's amazing how one stop in a room to pick up some articles of clothing that you'll only wear once will make adulthood kick in even faster.
I jammed with a friend last night, and if I can start playing guitar more often (damn this homework) I think there's a lot of musical promise there.... Read More
ok - I got me the 3rd VU album (CD) in my paws - and it be a damned fine record - not sure I could win a debate claiming Loaded is better than the self-titlled 3rd LP...
out of all the great toons on that lp I'm particularly fond of Candy Says - actually any song by VU with "says" in the title is ok by me
Being premenstrual makes my tits look amazing. The only good cops a dead cop. I wanna make babies with you. Then we can eat them. I gotta soul shine in my spit, motherfucker, and my cum is even closer to the slipstream. Vague vague vega gagagagaga. Youve given me crabs in the heart and I hate you for it. You need a bone tissue to... Read More
I think I've heard that song a few times before, a friend of mine is a big fan. He always likes to play Marquee Moon at any kind of get-together. I'll probably get that one first.
This is one of the funniest damn things I've ever read.
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I'm wearing my favorite shirt today. I bought it at Amvets for a quarter about 6 or 7 years ago, and it's full of holes. I should mend those. It makes me look so rockabilly HOTT.
Indeed you can. Your eyes turn yellow and your limbs get tingly, and you feel like getting up and running everywhere, but strangely you can't move at all. I think glaze began to drip from my nose, but I don't remember... I blacked out. I awoke later that day with a headache. I haven't touched crispy creme since.
Holden had an opportunity to see the replica of the Parthenon in Tennesee once. Unfortunately, since Holden was a self-conscious teenager, he promptly refused to get out of the car to see it, because his parents refused to stop at a hotel so that he could take a shower first.