bad_moon_risin

I got the apache gassed up and ready to go. say when.

Thats the best present a little kid could ever ask for. If I got it I would probably dress up in that pink bunny suit and continuously shoot Randy in the ass.

how could I forget Elvis?
I'm waiting to see what Elvis stuff my friend brought me from Sin City.
So how do you want to escape? Dig a hole with a spoon? Tie some sheets together? Or should I bring in the Apache helicopter with the heat seeking missiles?

holy cow!

cuddles eh? I think secretly all cats would kill us and eat us if they could. You can see it in their vile little eyes.

that cat doesn't look to cuddly, he looks like he wants to rip out my throat

silly girl, I said the Weekly World News
for example:

THE EIFFEL TOWER IS A PORTAL TO HELL

BY DEBBIE FANATIA

For generations, Parisians have known that the Eiffel Tower is a portal to hell, and have left unsuspecting tourists prey to Satan's sinister minions who enter our world through a secret trap door under the tower.

"People frequently say they leave the tower changed, and they do. The demons sometimes take people back down with them, but more often they suck their souls and leave the bodies to climb back down in a daze and carry out their evil missions," says Jacques Boudreau, visibly shuddering.

"Parisians have known about the portal for years. Why do you think you don't see Frenchmen up there? We'd just as soon leave the tourists to the demons, especially the Americans."

Witnesses report horrid smells and sordid noises coming from under the tower, but officials have been told to attribute it to traffic noises and poor plumbing in the tower's restaurants. Locals, however, have learned to spot afflicted tourists and avoid them at all costs. "I see a glassy-eyed American come into my bakery, first thing I ask him is if he's been to the Eiffel Tower," says Richard Mouton, a local. "He says yes, I throw him out."

Published on: 01/18/2005

Edited to say that cod looks really cool. But it would look better breaded and pan-fried with chips.

[Edited on Jan 18, 2005 5:22PM]

Well Smell You~

Ahhh, meloncoly. Yes, that is it. I'm certainly not in a bad mood. I just get sentimental when I think of old friends and good times.

I prefer the Weekly World News/

Did you know Bush and Batboy played squash last week? Batboy won.

yup it does!

I stared at Nicole Eggerts boobs once at the release party for Sugar Ray's first cd. I apologized and she was actually really cool to talk to.
Speeaking of SugarRay, I did one of their first radio interviews in the area. Then they became rock stars. Coincidence?
... of course.
Actually I've been priveleged to interview a bunch of cool famous and semi-famous people: Jimmy from Murphy's Law, the guys from Clutch (who are awesome), H20, Raybeez from Warzone before he passed away.
I met Lars Ulrich at L'Amour way back when. Next...

Jerry Only from the Misfits. Nice guy.
I used to hang out with Biohazard and drink with Johnny Kelly from Type-O.
Richie Sambora & Heather Locklear are nice folks.
Oh and I knocked Hugh Jackman on his ass inadvertantly on 46th St. He was ok but his security guys got all uppity.
Howzzat?

Only half of what you hear about me is true. Which half, well's that's for you to decide.

haha omg ..thats great..ohh and nice to meet yah btw :-D

#10. Stay in New Jersey and Do nothing

Good answers. Welcome to SG by the way. I have been around theese parts for a while now, have a blast maybe ill see you at a SGNJ event.

Oh, that's pretty cool! *dies* I have been DREAMING of taking lessons and making a habit of ballroom dancing. I am yet to find a partner though. No guy I know would be interested.

my alias is schoolgirl for the reaons:
1. my old boss used to tell me my outfits made me look like a catholic school girl gone bad
2. I usually dress in short plaid shirts, knee socks and mary janes for the longest time.
3. I have a schoolgirl fetish, that is, over 18 and role playing as a schoolgirl fetish.
4. I look very young for my age and people always think I am still a student.

cheers, girl.

School Girl,

Yup... I would never have been able to tell you apart from a regular school girl.....