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WELL I HAD A FANTASTIC WEEKEND! HERE IS HOW IT WENT:

WOKE UP FRIDAY EVENING AND WADDLED OVER TO THE COMPUTER WHERE I PROCEEDED TO WHIP MY DICK OUT AND BANGED IT ON THE KEYBOARD. HERE IS WHAT I TYPED "WLIUGWQDKLBJ"

AFTER THAT I WENT BACK TO SLEEP. WHEN I AWOKE MY FRIEND BOOGERDUDE AND I WENT OUT AND PARTIED OUR FUCKING BALLS OFF.

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weekender:
Did your fucking balls have a good time?
Sorry I had to let that one out.
muller:
does your dick always spell in all caps?
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This has been a great weekend! Guess how many girls I had sex with!!

10,000!

tongue
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What a great weekend! I hade so much fun and made so many interesting new friends. I also had my roomate Tim blow cocaine up my ass because my nose is all fucked up. smile
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timmy:
Dirty Filthy Titties?

Is that a reference to David Cross?

Has another Mr Show fan entered the SG realm?
blixasinister:
dooooooooooooooooood, Stryper...

they really suck, but ignore me. go jack off and forgetabouit

[Edited on Feb 19, 2003]

aren't you finished jerking off?

[Edited on Feb 27, 2003]
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Hope everyone had a great weekend. I had a hot date with my penis, my computer, my hand and this web site. Aside from that I went to trader joe's and traded joe some pelts for some carrot juice and milk thistle pills. Oh and I got some melatonin. And I got drunk. And masterbated.
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Dear Diary,
I just spent the day at my friend Pete Lyman's house. We built a fence in his back yard! eeek I know I shouldn't be working on the lord's day but then again Jesus is dead so what can he really do to stop me? Pete is making himself a mixed drink right now. Don't tell him but I'm...
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spacecobra:
You're gay and you humb rabid dogs!
debrajean:
Great profile...