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This may be old news, but here's a site with a boring video. I do like the title of the site, tho

I could've shown the entire country what a huge idiot I am, but declined to be interviewed. I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunities in the future.

New Year's resolutions are for suckers.

I will not make any resolutions this year becuase I never keep them. All I am doing is setting myself up for failure. Besides, I seem to thrive on peoples low expectations of me. If I don't get shit done, then it's no big surprise. However, if I do get motivated and accomplish something big, then it shocks the...
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What a week. Holidays, Tsunamis and Travelling. (I will not say, Oh My!).

Some good things happened:

1. Iowa State won

2. I got a good christmas gift from my Bro. "The Man with no name" trilogy dvd set.

3. Grandma sent me a big box of homemade cookies! She also sent me $15. My other Grandma also sent money. I feel kinda bad...
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I'm a horrible, horrible father

I have traumatized my cat for life. He used to like playing with the football, now he's totally scared of it. I won't go into the details, but I feel horrible and stupid for what happened.

Ma was right. Don't play ball in the house.

Gotta love the underdog..

To perform tonight's Doppler Effect, here is Buaku..

(applause)

::approaches center stage and bows to the audience::

"Thank you... thank you..."

::raises hands in the air to ask for silence::

(cough cough) "ahem!"

::cracks knuckles and neck. stands up straight and looks toward audience. takes a deep breath and exhales. opens mouth::


"........eeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeee.........."

::bows::

(thunderous applause)

::bows and waves. picks up rose thrown on stage...
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Christmas is the season of giving, and I did just that tonight.

Bah fucking humbug..

"When you are right, nobody remembers. When you are wrong, nobody forgets."

"You screw up and thousands could perish. No pressure."

"God, this is boring. I wish something would happen..
(Catastrophe)
God, I wish it would be boring again..."

"Sorry, but I don't understand why we need to save the dumbasses from killing themselves."

"So what if I get into trouble going on the air...
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Is it just me, or does a 5 day weekend seem to go by just like that?

Media: "Do you have any new warnings or advisories out for the area?"

Buaku: "Yes, we now have a Flood Warning for the Snohomish River in Snohomish county."

Media: "Really, what is the river doing?"

Buaku: "Um...flooding?"

I swear the media is testing me.

Wow, what a great game. It came down to a 60 yard field goal with 4 seconds left and it was just wide right. Both defenses made great stops and crushing hits. Both QB's did well, although I do feel bad for Leftwich. I knew he was going to be a great player in the NFL when he was playing at Marshall. Hurting his leg...
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If there's one thing in the world that I hate to do, it is expressing sympathy to someone who has lost a loved one. For some reason, I don't handle death very well. I never had anyone really close to me die, but I have had teammates and loved ones of friends pass on. What do you say to someone who will never be able...
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