Friday Oct 05, 2007

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My dog had emergency surgery wednesday after, as it turns out, he ate a bracelet.

he is now sleeping peacefully on the sofa here with me, stomach stapled.

Momma is now broke.

But Truck is alive.


And you too can be the PANTS MAN!!

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bbbbbeckah:
Ew. That sucks!! That bracelet must have moved quickly.. it's like what happened to my dog except we caught it before it went into the stomach! Hope he's okay and feeling better. =(

You guys have gotten me all addicted to Guitar Hero now. I bought it yesterday and now my hand is all sore from stretching!
bailey:
my friends dog has been sick for months and they just figured out it was because he ate an ace bandage.

Saturday Sep 29, 2007

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The last 36 hours or so has seemed like the world is out to just piss the shit out of me. Not hurt me. Not make me cry. Just piss the ever-loving shit out of me.

I'm not someone who's easily angered. I'm normally one of those "its all cool" sort of person. Water off a duck's back.

But since yesterday, it seems like the...
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_biblia_:
really freaking catchy.

i'm sad i couldn't see you when i was in austin.

i plan to be back for sxsw. . . .
gogobongo:
two words, bullhorn.

Wednesday Sep 19, 2007

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1) we are opening a store. And by "we" I mean a friend (and fellow burlesque performer) her husband (who does our costumes, sets, lights, sound, etc) and I. Vintage reproduction clothing for men, women and kids, in all sizes (custom tailoring avail too), custom corsets, accessories and a smidge of gift/home decor type items. We are at a standstill for a name.

2) speaking...
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alyk:
Well, duh. You know I'll do anything for boobs.
citizencruz:
Phone sex, huh? Why was I never given this info?

Monday Aug 27, 2007

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The good:

Doing new phone sex co work. Making like 3 times as much. puppies for everyone!!!

still need your votes though. Even more important than ever.

(NSFW)

Vote for your favourite phone ho ever!

It is footie season again!

DJing at the poetry slam is going well. plenty of kudos from all involved.

Plans for the next Big Star Burlesque show are going well....
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smuffy:
don't think I forgot about our wedding date in october!
bbbbbeckah:
Are you working for an actual company? I was looking for a part-time job and responded to an ad on craigslist that hooked me up w/ info to do this. If this is the same avenue you traveled.. what is your opinion on everything?

Sunday Aug 19, 2007

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Tonight was only the 2nd time I've seen Rocky Horror Picture Show since my senior prom. Amy, Brian, Sumita and I stayed at the John Marshall High, class of 1996 senior prom only long enough to witness our classmates line dancing to "Revolution" by the Beatles. Somewhere in heaven John Lennon wept and we decided to get into my 91 ford tempo and drive to...
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jimbo:
well.. you pick your nose and eat it... and like it.. OOOOOHH BURN!!
jimbo:
so.. frown

Monday Jul 30, 2007

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Still need help with that whole voting thing. Agents who get votes through their personal url get .25 / vote up to $25 per week.

so. yeah. help a sista out. That $25 will help keep me off the streets and away from your high end electronics

Who's the best phone ho in the world? ME!

so...other than that? not too much going on....
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kelseybee:
So how was your trip to NY? I never got to find out!
jerawyn:
Aw. You're a kinder woman than me. And a good actress too. I won't even know what to do.

When I worked doing invoicing at a chem company, we'd get perverts calling now and again, you know the pathetic who believe any 800 number is a sex line...

He'd always ask, "How big are your boobs?" and I'd get to say "Big enough to choke a weasel like you"...which always made me laugh, and I'd hang up since our company would be paying for the call to the 800 line. Ah, things were so innocent in the late 80's biggrin.

Tuesday Jul 24, 2007

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at 4:30 today, I am supposed to meet with the guys who run the website I may be writing for.


They'll decide on my fate as a sex columnist this week. Maybe even today

keep your fingers crossed.
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thefreak:
*good juju*

-TM
smuffy:
fuck yeah we're still on for wedding in october!!!

what's the menu? I love food.

Thursday Jul 19, 2007

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I think I may have some pretty amazing news.

One of my slam poet friends writes for a website aimed at college aged kids. They have also asked him to bring in other writers.

Today, he pitched to them that they let me blog about my job and also do a sex advice column. For $500/month.

And they are interested.

I don't have the gig...
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holliday:
DAMNIT man!! You beat me to it!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Just kidding!!! Good luck!!!

thefreak:
w00t! biggrin

-TM

Tuesday Jul 17, 2007

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Ok..

this is probably the most insane favor I'll ever ask any of you for

The dispatch phone sex company I work for participates in those topsite type listings. for some reason, we're down pretty low this month on votes received. I guess there's been some sucky phone ho'ing going on or whatever.


ANYWHO.

if you'd like to bump our stats a bit which will,...
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alyk:
OMFG, I love you so much!
vidocq:
voted.

Hope you'll get what you want...

Thursday Jul 12, 2007

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There are untruths I tell on the phone. I'm never from where I am actually from. New York, Dallas, Seattle....these are my adopted homes. I give out locations based on where the guy is from.

Sometimes I'm an Asian girl. This week, a guy, after I introduced myself, said "You're a black girl, aren't you" in that way that I could tell that he was...
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bill_the_cat:
Yeah, but where's the fun in that?
prockgirlscout:
I love these antecdotes. Do you adjust your geographic to be farther or nearer to the caller? confused

Tuesday Jul 03, 2007

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This week is my last week of a 9-5 life. at least for as long as i can help it. I will be working from home starting, with any luck, either saturday or sunday.

As of tomorrow, I am the new DJ for the Austin Poetry Slam.

Burlesqueness is going swimmingly. We have a new set nearly ready, i have 2 new routines planned...
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obd:
ah, working from home. it's a joy, but don't forget to clock out.
hadees:
I was looking through one of the old threads in the Jews group and I noticed you were talking about taking classes on Judaism. I was wondering if you ever found any classes. I am interested in taking some myself.

Thursday Jun 28, 2007

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ask me about how I almost lost my shit when i came home at 4:30am to find my front door wide open and admiral_pants not answering his cell phone and a good, 30 gallon trash bag worth of beer case cartons, stoli bottles and various other trash in my front entry way....

Also, who would you call to, say, find out who owns a property...
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koriana:
If the Landlord doesn't do anything, call the police anytime your neighbors are loud between 10:30pm-7:00am. Get a copy of the report. Send the copies to the Landlord via certified mail. If they still don't take care of it, get a contingency lawyer. That will usually get them on the ball.
Austin TX Noise Ordinance

I couldn't find anything for the trash but a lawyer could help you with that.

I had to do something similar in our last apartment. It was a good building and my neighbor was an elderly lady. Her son moved in. She told everyone that he was mentally handi-capped. No, he was strung out on crack but she didn't want him living on the streets. Her mind was starting to go. She would stand outside at 2am. The son would play music LOUD at night and then sometimes he would be slamming things. I started to get fed up when I could smell the crack and when he busted out the windows in my car and 3 other cars with bricks!
Long story short, we tried to get management envolved but they refused to contact the family. They refused to do anything.
volkov:
uhmmm. I may have gotten a little tad bit inebriated at my grandmother's 79th birthday/family reunion thing yesterday afternoon. I might then have passed out on my cousin's couch.
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