Yes, yes. Thanks to Fat Joe, "making it rain" is totally hot right now. And yes, it can look kind of impressive.
But when you fancy yourself some hip hop star and find yourself wearing your gold fronts, hanging out in a strip club in North Austin and you decide to "make it rain", it's really not AS impressive when its singles you're throwing. Making...
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But when you fancy yourself some hip hop star and find yourself wearing your gold fronts, hanging out in a strip club in North Austin and you decide to "make it rain", it's really not AS impressive when its singles you're throwing. Making...
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kelseybee:
It's better than making it rain nickels, i'd say. 
toothpickmoe:
^^^Apparently someone else had this idea as well. 
hey...im running to take over the Vintage Beauty group.
if you're a member, drop in and vote for your favourite jew
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Vintage+Beauty/topics/297197/
if you're a member, drop in and vote for your favourite jew
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Vintage+Beauty/topics/297197/
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thefreak:
Happy Hanukkah, lady. 
-TM
-TM
kelseybee:
you're so jewcy!
So, its nearly my most favourite of holidays, Thanksgiving.
I called my dad yesterday to wish him an early happy thanksgiving.
Here is a snipit from our conversation:
(names changed to protect the innocent. *Susan is the fake name of one of my dad's lady friends. yes. plural.)
Dad: Hey, if Susan* calls, you don't have to answer. (yes, somehow, dad's lady friend has my...
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I called my dad yesterday to wish him an early happy thanksgiving.
Here is a snipit from our conversation:
(names changed to protect the innocent. *Susan is the fake name of one of my dad's lady friends. yes. plural.)
Dad: Hey, if Susan* calls, you don't have to answer. (yes, somehow, dad's lady friend has my...
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pwndcake:
The differences between hemo dialysis and peritoneal dialysis are many. It's like night and day. Hemo-dialysis is done with two needles put into a vein in the arm that is enlarged through a graft or fistula. It takes place up to 3 times a week, for up to 4 hours per run. Since the treatment is spaced out you have to be extra careful about how much you drink, and what foods you eat since they'll be hanging around your bloodstream causing all kinds of problems for a few days.
Peritoneal dialysis, though, is done through a catheter inserted between the peritoneal cavity and the muscle around the stomach. The catheter is used to fill the peritoneal cavity with a dextrose solution (sugar water) that uses the peritineum (might have spelled that wrong. It's a big layer of tissue in that area of the body) to pull out fluids, salts, and other compounds that are normally handled by the kidneys through osmosis. This makes the dialysis continuous throughout the day so I can eat and drink more of what I want without fear of death, and without it making me feel like crap. The exchanges (drain the old fluid out, fill cavity with new fluid) take minutes instead of hours, and if I want I can do them while I'm sleeping.
Basically, it means I get my time back because I don't have to go to a dialysis unit anymore on anyone else's schedule. I don't have to get stabbed with 14 gauge needles 3 times a week. I get to eat and drink things I love (Like beer! YAY!), and I will feel better more of the time.
It's pretty much the most awesome thing to happen to me this year.
Peritoneal dialysis, though, is done through a catheter inserted between the peritoneal cavity and the muscle around the stomach. The catheter is used to fill the peritoneal cavity with a dextrose solution (sugar water) that uses the peritineum (might have spelled that wrong. It's a big layer of tissue in that area of the body) to pull out fluids, salts, and other compounds that are normally handled by the kidneys through osmosis. This makes the dialysis continuous throughout the day so I can eat and drink more of what I want without fear of death, and without it making me feel like crap. The exchanges (drain the old fluid out, fill cavity with new fluid) take minutes instead of hours, and if I want I can do them while I'm sleeping.
Basically, it means I get my time back because I don't have to go to a dialysis unit anymore on anyone else's schedule. I don't have to get stabbed with 14 gauge needles 3 times a week. I get to eat and drink things I love (Like beer! YAY!), and I will feel better more of the time.
It's pretty much the most awesome thing to happen to me this year.
jerawyn:
Hi honey! I'm your "not too good at keeping tabs" friend, but I'm trying to make up for it with cute notes and kisses! Hope you're staying warm in TX. Big hugs. me.
kisses! Hope you're staying warm in TX. Big hugs. me.Last night I attended a Dias de los Muertos get together at a friend's house.
Before I left, I placed some hard candy and a prayer card with the image of Saint Anthony of Padua on the back next to my mom's ashes. Lately, I have been talking to her often. I am finding myself letting go of the bad parts of our relationship and...
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Before I left, I placed some hard candy and a prayer card with the image of Saint Anthony of Padua on the back next to my mom's ashes. Lately, I have been talking to her often. I am finding myself letting go of the bad parts of our relationship and...
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alyk:
Ok, I have my credit card in my hand, and I'm seriously considering buying this bassinet, even though I'm not pregnant:
I'm going to go take a valium.
I'm going to go take a valium.
Halloween....
One of my girls and I performed burlesque at the White Ghost Shivers halloween ball.
I'm an idiot and didnt eat or drink anything so come my 2nd routine, I had to cut it short so I didnt pass out on stage. CLASSY!
Then got dressed in my costume (i hope there are pictures somewhere!) as Tippi Hedron from The Birds. Lindy Hopped with...
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One of my girls and I performed burlesque at the White Ghost Shivers halloween ball.
I'm an idiot and didnt eat or drink anything so come my 2nd routine, I had to cut it short so I didnt pass out on stage. CLASSY!
Then got dressed in my costume (i hope there are pictures somewhere!) as Tippi Hedron from The Birds. Lindy Hopped with...
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bbbbbeckah:
Glad ya'll had fun. One of the guys in the White Ghost Shivers works for my company and incidentally, called in sick the next day!
I'll defintely be there Sunday!
I'll defintely be there Sunday!
I fell into a hole near the curb by where my car was parked today.
I have a busy busy busy few days coming up.
I am meeting with someone who wants to hire me to do talent booking for a big festival that goes on twice a year here. The job would be great but I kinda don't want it. I don't know why...
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I have a busy busy busy few days coming up.
I am meeting with someone who wants to hire me to do talent booking for a big festival that goes on twice a year here. The job would be great but I kinda don't want it. I don't know why...
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danielk:
Good, because I don't want to be. 
Daniel
Daniel
pixelsuicide:
Yeah, I hear you picked pretty much all the ones I did 
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.alyk and smuffy are the cats meow
me? I have turned "fucking shit up in a relationship" into an artform
me? I have turned "fucking shit up in a relationship" into an artform
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toothpickmoe:
It could, but it isn't. C'est la vie, as people in berets say.
rabbiofrock:
thanks.. he is really amazing!
How are you doing, hon?
How are you doing, hon?
I am in the airport in Dallas
I will one day become a millionaire after I market small, capsule-esque sleeping quarters people can rent by the half hour or hour.
What I'm saying is I've been up since 9am yesterday and I would like some fuckin sleep.
I did manage to sleep for about 16 minutes on the flight from Austin to dallas. I awoke...
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I will one day become a millionaire after I market small, capsule-esque sleeping quarters people can rent by the half hour or hour.
What I'm saying is I've been up since 9am yesterday and I would like some fuckin sleep.
I did manage to sleep for about 16 minutes on the flight from Austin to dallas. I awoke...
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thefreak:
I will one day become a millionaire after I market small, capsule-esque sleeping quarters people can rent by the half hour or hour.
It worked for Japan. I see no reason why it wouldn't work here.
Let's get in on that shit! 
-TM
smuffy:
oh hi!
I love you.
please come visit again soon.
I love you.
please come visit again soon.
holy fuck ya'll!
it's midnight!!!
I'm 29!
I'll be spending my birthday weekend in Boston. Alyk has promised me some fingerbangin'
it's midnight!!!
I'm 29!
I'll be spending my birthday weekend in Boston. Alyk has promised me some fingerbangin'
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gilby:
Happy birthday!!
kelseybee:
happy birthday lover!
hey!
any of you have a friend who is a paid sex advice columnist?
Well you do now!!!!
any of you have a friend who is a paid sex advice columnist?
Well you do now!!!!
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freud:
Congrats!!!!
thefreak:
Sorry to burst your bubble, but me and Dr. Ruth are like this. *crosses fingers*
I kid. 'Grats!
-TM
I kid. 'Grats!
-TM
The closer we get to the 18th, the more and more I am dreading turning 29.
30, i'll handle
29? seems so final
I had to do something for myself. But what.
So, I leave my house today around 4. I'll stop. get some lunch. Head to Ego's for the regular weekly slam, set up, dj, tear down. go home. Work.
I lead what...
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30, i'll handle
29? seems so final
I had to do something for myself. But what.
So, I leave my house today around 4. I'll stop. get some lunch. Head to Ego's for the regular weekly slam, set up, dj, tear down. go home. Work.
I lead what...
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sixtyfootqueenie:
omg.. layd you're getting me so excited!!!! ok.. well.. find out how much everything is and I can wire you money.... or pay for passes on my credit card and you do hotel or something I dont know.. I'll leave it up to your capable hands....
san antonio.. I just want to check it out... this trip in march is my texas trip..... I'm going to colorado to visit my wife.. and then houston for 5 days before I come to austin... so then Iwant to go to san antonio because apparently is beautiful.... and just check it out you know? and after I see yo uI'm going to philly.... and nyc....
ARGH EXCITED
oh you've cheered me up immensley.. its my one year anniversary for coming home today.. and thinking about my texas trip is the shining star I have in my calendar for the next 6 months!
san antonio.. I just want to check it out... this trip in march is my texas trip..... I'm going to colorado to visit my wife.. and then houston for 5 days before I come to austin... so then Iwant to go to san antonio because apparently is beautiful.... and just check it out you know? and after I see yo uI'm going to philly.... and nyc....
ARGH EXCITED
oh you've cheered me up immensley.. its my one year anniversary for coming home today.. and thinking about my texas trip is the shining star I have in my calendar for the next 6 months!
thefreak:
You rule. 'Nuff said.
-TM
-TM
All of a sudden, I'm seriously depressed about turning 29.
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toothpickmoe:
I'm on that road, for sure.
29 is harder than 30, some say.
29 is harder than 30, some say.
citizencruz:
29 Is nothing without me