Thursday Aug 09, 2007

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its probably a bad thing i figured out how to make videos because now im never going to stop....

and for those of you who didnt think i was a huge dork, heres some proof

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trixie:
you know i'd be willing to trade if you'd come out here and drink whiskey for a night with us. I'm sure the ridiculous shit we could get into would be worth the painting.
holly:
this is my second in 6 months. what the hell is wrong with us??? i'd love to get rid of these fucking tonsils...some whiskey and a steak knife will do the fucking trick. let's get em taken out and eat some damn soft serve ice cream...i think we can have jimmies on them.....i mean the condoms.

Saturday Aug 04, 2007

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YAY! i spent yesterday figuring out how to record and post videos.
and i did....figure it out.

so...in good bailey fashion, take this time to post a question you want answered in video form. watch my mouth move! hear my voice! oh la la

the more insane the question, the more insane the answer.


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go!!
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raedyn:
oh god damn it woman!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!

oh yeah so i have a date for us planned out for when you get back or maybe before depending on my funds...


sid:
we'll hang out next week. i'm working 30 hours this week frown

Monday Jul 30, 2007

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jnthn:
my response was going to be:
will it get me laid more?
then I realized if I were to be "naked on the internet" I'd be getting laid for sure, but it would be a bunch of bears and bikers, not really my brand.

I'm quitting after this trip, so we can't trade anyway.
wonder:
hiii ! biggrin

Thursday Jul 26, 2007

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holly:
umm did i just read something about coming to the bay area? if 6-60 has any truth in that let me know. i'd be rad to meet up with you hope all is well.
granny:
That looks so rad!

Wednesday Jul 25, 2007

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WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING THE DIRTY DANCING THEME SONG ON THE OLDIES STATION??!

I.AM.NOT.OLD

ahem

i have proclaimed this summer "the summer of no"
*no bra
*no shoes
*no makeup
*no "real" job
*no drama
*no bullshit
and of course
*no sex (its going well in case you were wondering)

poppy has also turned me on to the lost art of not wearing...
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poolboy6:
Let me get this out of the way first:
<pedantic>
One of my ex-girlfriends was a Clear Channel DJ, and she offered some insight into oldies and how its changed. Apparently, when we were young, oldies were quite old, like 25 years. The window has shrunk to 10 by most stations, sometimes even five, in order to get a larger share of listeners, since people tend to listen to a wider range of years than they used to.
</pedantic>


Now, on to the summer of NO.
I would love to have a summer without shoes, but there are waaaay too many rocks here and waay too much grossness (the lake next to us dried up and is now filled with fish rotting in the sun).

And I can relate to the oldness. When the office princess made a comment about old bands like Nirvana... I was in HIGH SCHOOL when Nevermind came out. I remember it well. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" aired as the big premiere video on the Thanksgiving weekend episode of 120 Minutes. And everything, and I do mean everything, went downhill from there.
raedyn:
no undies is where it's at hoe

Friday Jul 20, 2007

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matthewxpistol:
work suck
i love the university
ojojojjojojo
xxanastasiaxx:
don't be sad. There's no one like you, I think of you often.

I like your office better, it's nicer than my closet..

Friday Jul 13, 2007

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poppy:
i wanna go with you guys on wednesday!! take me take me
sammy1:
can i have your life?

or shades.....?

maybe a sip of the beer....?

got the cap? i love playin with bottle caps.....?

Monday Jul 09, 2007

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i just want to get to a place where it doesnt sicken me any more.

however, since i just vomited im guessing now is not that time.

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stopsnitchin:
um...I heard you are goin to the zoo Sunday...maybe peace wil reside there?!? ARRR!!!
ericdravyn:
Henry wanted me to tell you that he hopes you feel better soon; I do as well... frown

(It could be your proximity to Fenway... just takin' a shot in the dark, here...)

love ARRR!!!

Thursday Jul 05, 2007

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im keeping this post up for awhile because i find it fucking funny. and it reminds me of the great weekend i had. it pretty much lasted from saturday to wednesday. so today is like monday for me

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Hey Everyone,

I'm having the best fucking time of my life tonight!! Hanging with pretty...
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poolboy6:
LUCKY!
tavingtonmagoo:
amazing! you sounded like you needed a break. and to ask the obvious question: you have a designated "blow job face"?

Sunday Jul 01, 2007

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Hey Everyone,

I'm having the best fucking time of my life tonight!! Hanging with pretty much the most bad ass dudes I've ever met. They showed me some pictures of themselves dressed up in sailor suits doing the man-gina tuck between and I came in my fucking pants. I'm about 11 beers deep and just swallowed 3 vicoden.

Rocky Votolato kicks serious fucking ass.

xoxo...
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poppy:
11 beers! i dont believe it. ive seen you drunk on 3!
pritzy:
hey pumpkin whats up?

xoxo

Friday Jun 29, 2007

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interesting couple of days.
i should have ha...jesus. there was just a 4 car accident outside my window and i totally lost my chain of thought....

moving on.
im not sure when i changed my headline thingy to say Bailey "loves you like a motherfucker". no idea. although i havent been spending much sober time in front of the computer which might explain it. its...
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poppy:
i only said that because he has lines and so do i. if you had lines id say you were my husband too!
eliska:
woop.. should have been feature length! you were fucking hot though

Friday Jun 22, 2007

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i have a massive throat infection and there were no doctors appointments available
so:

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triage nurse looking in my throat and saying "EW!"
room
doctor
medicine
home

it took 50 minutes. it was awesome.

im going to miss my goddaughter dance recital and her birthday party.
i missed it last year because my car died.
bummer.

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i got in a...
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bettina:
Yes, let's get married and then join the circus! There is no sound quite so satisfying as the THUNK of a blade thrown into wood.
entombmeplz:
i love that thunk soud too,
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