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I think that Gwar's "Rock and Roll Never Felt So Good" has the best lyrics in the world.

Agree? Disagree?

ROCK'N'ROLL NEVER FELT SO GOOD

I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen.
Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine.
Cum splattered tube-top. Scrawny pre-pube tits.
That's when I saw she was quadraplechick.

And I said...
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gadget:
it's more like...

It lets me get off and it's awesome...but it doesn't quell my sexual thirst...

ya know?

[Edited on Feb 09, 2005 2:46PM]
gadget:
dude, i think i've heard about you.

self castration huh?
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Do you all remember when I was young and vital and interesting and funny and had something to say? Do you remember when I used to be able to shoot quips from my belt like the most mythic of gunfighters, never once losing my footing or a draw? Do you remember when my brain worked toward the advancement of all humankind, when the things I...
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neverender:
i must have missed that.

wink
clara:
But the new SG dating feature just ordered me to do you, so that's neat, right?
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clara:
i'm sure staples are much worse. the stitches actually only hurt a little bit, but my arm has been quite awful.
sakita:
back now your friend list is 4/5 complete again.
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Oh my god, Dial-up is killing me. Consider me away for a while.

*dies*
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clara:
Good point. I'm looking into it.

Where have you been hiding?
artiekgb:
I feel you on that, I am sooo glad to finaly have cable modem.
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Oh Christ, UPDATE TIME.

So, I found a wicked dope ass sweetcakes place in Brooklyn. I am excited. Unfortunately, it's far enough out that I'm going to get lazy and never leave. That sucks.

I guess I need to make more of an effort to get the hell out. Living in Manhattan for three years has really spoiled me.

Maybe SGNY will reaccpet...
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ada:
Thank you! kiss And Happy Birthday. Geminis rule.
clara:
It wasn't too bad at the time, but the aftermath has really sucked.
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Wow, I haven't updated in a long time. I feel like a fucking slacker manwhore.

Seriously.

Anyway, I'll have something more interesting to read than this once I graduate I Monday.

Woo.
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wuvmonki:
Happy Birthday!

loveooo aaa
gadget:
so apple cobbler is better then i'm assuming?

do you want some birthday apple cobbler?
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gadget:
what about that cheese that comes with the soft pretzels nubs at the movies? I remember when i went to the movies down on 309 the cheese was a little bit spicy. I LOVED that cheese. MOTHERFUCKING POPUPS. JEEZ. can't a girl type a comment. COME ON!
deceptiviewfilm:
interesting story.
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Honestly, if they have to put four staples in the back of your head because you fell out of the shower and cracked it open on a sink, have them use the local anesthetic. Don't just have them put the staples in.

Seriously.

That shit hurt like hell.

[edit]
And now with photos!
http://s92725159.onlinehome.us/staples/small.jpg
http://s92725159.onlinehome.us...
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clara:
Your fingers don't look so much crossed as rockin'. Please rectify this immediately.
sakita:
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is one of my biggest fears
that I will slip whilst in the shower
and either knock myself out and drown
or just die out right.
lovely
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Wow! It's been a long time.

Now, I don't want any of you thinking I don't love you, because I do, I've just been really busy. And spending a lot of time sleeping with my secretary in the Carribean.

Look behind you! A three headed monkey!
clara:
You obviously don't really love me.

*cries*
liv3:
can you love me too?