atomicant

I can't stop doing something awesome, I'm doing something awesome ALL THE TIME. Even sleeping is awesome. Am I wrong?

the person behind me on the on ramp didn't seem to notice that traffic was slowing down in front of her - i saw her in my rear view, tried to get over to the shoulder to avoid her and the bing bam boom, i'm hanging upside down by my seatbelt in the bushes. Somewhere along the way I hit my head but I don't remember. I'm think I'm going to go with katie's story of a fight with brian boitano.

You're not the only one who has suggested this. I know Necia (much to Subrosa's dismay) suggested a Houston rescue. Maybe you can team up and then realize how nice it is to live in a state with water and a functioning government.

Good news is I didn't get the shot in the groin today, but I'll have to get a shot in the spine tomorrow.

Say yes.

Your minibar sentence, turd! It's from Elliott Smith's Say Yes.

Crap.

fair enough on both counts

No, you are sleep-channel surfing.

Hey! What's the big deal? You still haven't come for my fucking asshole.



Wait a minute...

I think a song or two has been written about that.

What you say, makes sense to me, but that stupid little voice in my head keeps preaching otherwise.

I know you're right, it's just kind of a bold let down.

I'm on to your mom!!

What happens if you hate to love or love to hate? *sorry..... I should never post until I've actually been awake for more than 15 minutes.

Well there's only one way to find out about the beer. Come here and drink a shit ton of it.

so..... what you're saying is, "they're hiring?"

best of luck on the next step or steps.

This means you can come join me for post-finals drinking at the local old man bar? There's nothing like getting plowed on a weekday.

At least you only spent an afternoon on that freakazoid.

I spent the better part of a week watching all that crazy fukerz videos trying to find one where he actually drinks his own sperm.

* In case you were wondering.... he mixes it with Fanta.