silencia:
hot.
fuck cock balls cunt shit piss farts ass.
i just got into a car accident. first time in nearly 15 years. my car is not officially totaled yet, but i have little faith in it's ability to be repaired. so am i currently sitting at my house stewing in my own anger and rage, waiting for a call from the body shop to see if...
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i just got into a car accident. first time in nearly 15 years. my car is not officially totaled yet, but i have little faith in it's ability to be repaired. so am i currently sitting at my house stewing in my own anger and rage, waiting for a call from the body shop to see if...
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freakpirate:
I can't get the dent in my car door fixed because the old man who hit me was fortunate enough (for him) to hit me in a parking lot. Which is apparently equal fault. He refused to give me cash for the repair and if I claim it through my insurance my rate goes through the fucking roof. Drivers are pricks.
lycoris:
Glad you're mostly ok, though!
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casper:
oh man. I would love to have used this at a high school house party.
mistersatan:
Sometimes I sure wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about.
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throttlebitch:
I froze about half of the bacon you sent me. Defrosted it a couple days ago and now it will be parts of my last meals before I can't eat anything like that for a long time. That's how much I appreciate your pork.
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casper:
happy birthday!
casper:
king butthole!
uuuuuugh. too much traveling lately.
in the past month or so i've been to boise, new york, seattle, the napa valley, dallas, and san antonio. i was barely at my house last month, i think i might have spent ten nights in my own bed, and not a single weekend there. it's been pretty hectic.
and i have one more trip to go. although this...
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in the past month or so i've been to boise, new york, seattle, the napa valley, dallas, and san antonio. i was barely at my house last month, i think i might have spent ten nights in my own bed, and not a single weekend there. it's been pretty hectic.
and i have one more trip to go. although this...
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miloryan:
No SGPDX xmas event this year sir? No brunch? Well you best at least have a hot tub party soon!
thefuckoffkid:
Cheers to you sir!
back home.
thank god.
thank god.
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toothpickmoe:
Where you belong.
casper:
aaaand you left again?
Poor old Grand Dad,
I laughed at all his words,
I thought he was
a bitter man,
he spoke of women's ways.
'They trap you
and they use you
before you even know.
But love is blind,
and you're far to kind,
don't ever let it show!'
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was younger.
I wish that I knew...
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I laughed at all his words,
I thought he was
a bitter man,
he spoke of women's ways.
'They trap you
and they use you
before you even know.
But love is blind,
and you're far to kind,
don't ever let it show!'
I wish that I knew what I know now,
when I was younger.
I wish that I knew...
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doxie:
Emo faggot.
jonnytrrrash7:
yr a Faces fan?
ps your gal is vicious.
ps your gal is vicious.
i never thought i would head bang to fucking wings.
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doxie:
Poke.
finch:
oh of course 
i very much look forward to it. you just have to remember that i don't usually look like a leper 
i very much look forward to it. you just have to remember that i don't usually look like a leper Texas was fun. I mean, I'm not looking to buy land out there, but it was still fun. The State Fair of Texas was an orgy of fried delights. In one day, I ingested corndogs, chicken fried bacon, fried butter and fried cookie dough. Ok, more like 3 or 4 hours. But still, when in Rome, right?
At home now, with a massive fire roaring...
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toothpickmoe:
So...fried butter-tasrophe or not?
doxie:
Wait, what?
quite possibly the best music video ever made.
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rendo:
Glad the embedding was disabled. It led me to a funny comment thread on what the dude says.
Also, I love that song.
Also, I love that song.
so the aftermath of being hit by the playmobile car has been pretty minimal. i'm back to nearly 100%, just a little stiff in the right knee. i've decided not to pursue compensatory damages, seeing as i have none. and to be honest, getting by a smart car and walking (ok, sort of limping) away from it is compensation enough. i mean, really. a fucking...
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mrcrisp:
You have too many legs, dude.
Also, that smartcar incident isn't a total compensatory loss. I'm sure one can collect compensation for "mild public embarrassment."
Also, that smartcar incident isn't a total compensatory loss. I'm sure one can collect compensation for "mild public embarrassment."
snakeplissken:
What time is everyone planning on going over tomorrow?