From emma

if you don't know eric you don't know anybody.
i'm so lucky biggrin

From fixer

The only problem with this guy is he lives in the Valley, too far for random nightly shenanigans with other late night geezers.

From emma

MY BUTT MONKEY!

current crush since '02

I LOVE THIS GUY

he is the reason i do what i do.

From al

I can't believe I've never left my Original Stalker a testimonial. EricaLlen has a way of not coming through right online, but once you meet him in person everything makes sense. He's such a sweet man, and he has a gentle touch. I let him poke my vajayjay and it made me feel like a virgin, touched for the very first time. EricAllen is cuddly like a teddy bear, but awesome like a teddy bear wearing a leather harness and a strap-on. I send him love and kisses, and hope someday he finds a girl worthy of his devotion.

From jujubee

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I too have gone THIS long without giving Eric a testie? frown
He is my best friend and a confidant. He also keeps my attitude in check when I want to be a meany. There is so much I can say but I'm lazy. I love him with all my heart. kiss

Now for a funny testie:

Eric Allen is a gastrointestinal doctors research dream come true, and he has a really hairy kitty. miao!!

How the hell have I gone this long without leaving this hooker a testimonial?

EricAllen is one of the rare breed- someone on this website who actually gives a shit about his friends. He's good people, make no mistake. I'm lucky I know him, and every time I'm in LA, he always makes time to hang out.

Also, he really knows how to lick a man's asshole.

From tegan

i had a button made with a picture of his penis on it.

it was my favorite button.

i miss it frown

thank god i got doubles!

From roxy

Dude, Eric fucking rocks. He's totally sweet and totally crude at the same time, which I LOVE. I met him ages ago, over a picture of my bum, and we've been friends ever since biggrin

From talula10

here i thought i was the only girl MonsterEricAllen wanted to play school with.
boy, do i feel jipped used and played.

From bean

Timmy hit the nail on the head...bad ass with a heart of gold. Sometimes more bad ass, sometimes more heart of gold.

He's one hell of a kick ass event organizer too, and he's got one of the top 3 coolest tattoos I've ever seen in person.

From bridget

My new personal piercer and a sexy motherfucker to boot!
Damn Maxx, I hope one day he'll dress ME like a little school girl.

I really have known Eric 4 ever, about 10 years now! eeek
Eric did my first piercing and made me cooler than all the other high school kids.....thanks 4 makin me cool Eric!! biggrin
I love U!! kiss

From jayded

I've known Eric like forever (btw a year is forever if you met someone through the web) and I always wonder how he seems to know everyone in LA.

Holy shit. Everything that ragingWHORE said - except the molesting thing, cos that hasn't happened yet - is true. I wouldn't know everyone I know here in LA if it weren't for EA because he set up the Disneyland thing. Plus he thinks me and my best friend are hot so that's always nice too!

And he likes Starbucks' lemon cookies! Whee! I salute EricAllen!