When in doubt, the answer is "Howie Mandel"
"i'm Sorry, I Bought Porn"
I'm going to write a book. And it's going to be about the strange reactions I get in the following situation:
You're walking along the street and this muddy homeless dude that looks like he has more heroin in his blood than anything else and asks you for some money.
I glance over and say loudly: I'm sorry - I...
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I'm going to write a book. And it's going to be about the strange reactions I get in the following situation:
You're walking along the street and this muddy homeless dude that looks like he has more heroin in his blood than anything else and asks you for some money.
I glance over and say loudly: I'm sorry - I...
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isntsheclever:
haha. 70s Amish! yes! that's me! 
damnation_game:
ive tried soup .. there is no tea in the house as"i bought porn"
I am bored out of my mind on a Friday night. How has this come to be?
No one is online and everyone has other plans. And so I sit here, thinking of random things to post on Craigslist because I'm boooooored.
In other news, someone traded me weed for bus fare while I was waiting for a guy to pick up a pair of...
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No one is online and everyone has other plans. And so I sit here, thinking of random things to post on Craigslist because I'm boooooored.
In other news, someone traded me weed for bus fare while I was waiting for a guy to pick up a pair of...
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Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.
Oh. My, God.
I feel light headed, woozy, all of my muscles hurt and I can barely stand up.
I can't wait until next class!!!!!
I feel so awesome. This is going to be great. Two times a week I get to wrestle chicks. haha. I am so overly happy right now, its night pathetic, I swears!
Oh. My, God.
I feel light headed, woozy, all of my muscles hurt and I can barely stand up.
I can't wait until next class!!!!!
I feel so awesome. This is going to be great. Two times a week I get to wrestle chicks. haha. I am so overly happy right now, its night pathetic, I swears!
Ok, so I've decided that its high time I lose this weight that's been nagging at me for the last year.
No more silly drinks or anything like that, I have a different plan
Cutting out improper sugars from my diet (skittles, starburst, etc.) and replacig with healthier foods like oranges.
No alcohol.
No "snack foods"
I'm going to try it for a month and...
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No more silly drinks or anything like that, I have a different plan
Cutting out improper sugars from my diet (skittles, starburst, etc.) and replacig with healthier foods like oranges.
No alcohol.
No "snack foods"
I'm going to try it for a month and...
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twotoast:
Good luck with the healthier eating plan, but are you sure about the alcohol 
I am soooooo tired.
Mneylu and I went shopping today and infortunately some crappy stuff happened near the end, but I still love spenin' time with my partner in crime.
We got some awesome deals on these absolutely sexy panties and were tempted by the goodness that is the Bulk Barn
My search for men willing to buy me porn goes slowly. What's a girl...
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Mneylu and I went shopping today and infortunately some crappy stuff happened near the end, but I still love spenin' time with my partner in crime.
We got some awesome deals on these absolutely sexy panties and were tempted by the goodness that is the Bulk Barn
My search for men willing to buy me porn goes slowly. What's a girl...
Read More
pomfelo:
It's funny, I see D'len less sexually than the character I see her play on Lost. Maybe it's because she's too much of a stateswoman?
twotoast:
Love the ramblings please keep them coming.
Damn I've never seen any star wars porn, I would love to see what C3PO & R2D2 could get up to
Damn I've never seen any star wars porn, I would love to see what C3PO & R2D2 could get up to
So I finally joined. Of course I owe it all to Mneylu! Thank you hunny! I will be having improper thought about you all night, now, of course.
Not that that's different from any other night.
So recently my sexuality has been called into question - moreso by a friend who flat out said: Dude, you're bi.
In highschool I actually came out, thinking that...
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Not that that's different from any other night.
So recently my sexuality has been called into question - moreso by a friend who flat out said: Dude, you're bi.
In highschool I actually came out, thinking that...
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legman:
welcome to SG!
dekews:
I like to describe sexuality as a function of two things.
Imagine that someone who is really really close-mindedly straight as sitting at the end of a very long see-saw. It would take a lot for that person's see-saw to tip to the other side (the homosexual side). Now, imagine a bisexual who tends to go straight for a while and then flip over the homosexual and stay there for a while. I see that person with a medium see-saw, but they like to sit near the middle. Easy to tip, but can stay on one side for a while. So, maybe you're straight, but you have a short see-saw. All you need to tip to the other side is jump. But you tend to settle back to the straight side. ??
Imagine that someone who is really really close-mindedly straight as sitting at the end of a very long see-saw. It would take a lot for that person's see-saw to tip to the other side (the homosexual side). Now, imagine a bisexual who tends to go straight for a while and then flip over the homosexual and stay there for a while. I see that person with a medium see-saw, but they like to sit near the middle. Easy to tip, but can stay on one side for a while. So, maybe you're straight, but you have a short see-saw. All you need to tip to the other side is jump. But you tend to settle back to the straight side. ??
It did get a little better