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Mailing Fun!
GAME TIME!

First person to answer these three questions correctly will win a personalized Mix CD from me mailed to you!
CD will be a compilation of my favourite songs from different bands/musicians - I bet you won't have heard them before and will almost certainly LOVE the CD!

Answer either Truth or Myth.

1.Gravity is stronger in Hawaii than it is in...
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estrellaarte:
1. myth
2.myth
3.true
estrellaarte:
^^ even if i didn't win im up for trading cd's if you wanna wink
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I feel so sad for no apparent reason.
I am tired and exhausted and have been all weekend.

I have realized that I am head over heels in love with my boyfriend and that he feels the same way. These thoughts are all that comfort me at the moment.

Outside of that, the guy who I stalked last time I wrote seems to be stalking...
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mneylu:
DOnt i know it!!
omfg this summer i need to do nothing and everything all at once!! biggrin

im here to support you through the case. ive tried calling more times than i can count and can never get through. I hope dude calls me.

Set up a penpal contest or activity!- ill send people over to your page to do it up
they you will have people to vouch for you biggrin

and hang on.... *typetty*
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I am such a stalker.

I was with Mneylu yesterday for some shopping fun (we spend far too much money, she and I!) and when we stopped to sit down in the food court, I spotted this hot goth guy with really cool boots.

I kinda did a doubletake and Mneylu had to drag me away from staring at him. He was hot.

So when...
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pomfelo:
Okay, that's groovy. I didn't know people could actually find each other on missed connections!
schuldig:
Nah. It's cute!!!
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I am so fed up with people. People that walk too slow. People who stand in front of you when you are trying to get by. People who suddenly stop in the middle of the street right in front of you. I hate you all. Learn how to walk.

съм така p.t. от feed горе с хора. Хора този ходене също бавен. Хора кой стоя...
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schuldig:
Yeah people can be a drag sometimes. kiss love
pomfelo:
I wish there was a button I could push to launch people in the air. (Half the planet would airborne.)
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Rant. That is all.

правя не зная какъв към казвам. АЗ съм така осуетявам и сърдит и мразя определителен член свят и всеки прав сега. Нищо in my глава заместител кой да е чувство. АЗ прав липса към декламирам наоколо как много АЗ мразя my ex boyfriend. АЗ мразя him и АЗ искам his топка уж падам на разстояние от и той уж добивам кастрирам....
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mneylu:
weird! i wonder if sex is implied...
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Help! I am so fucking pissed off.

Craigslist is screening all of my ads, whether its for panties, foot fetish or just selling books that I don't want anymore. Nothing is being posted and I have no way of making money from CL right now.

Money. Manulife fucking screwed up my cheque for this month because they sent my disability cheque to the wrong fucking...
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wolverine43:
WOW that sux, talk about Murphy's Law, sorry to hear you are having a hard time, not sure what I can say or do to help but the offer still stands if ever want someone to talk to I am here smile take care
schuldig:
I've been there plenty of times. Hang in there, it'll get better and work itself out. I know you probably don't believe me but it's true. I've had a great share of those bad times. HUGS!!!!!!
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So I am really feeling the tears welling up in my eyes today.

I got a call from the Detective in charge of my sexual assault case over in 13 division and he told me that the guy who assaulted me was arrested and released yesterday, under condition that he does not try to contact me or anyone else that was at the party.

I'm...
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bloodhigh:
thats so messed up, hope you get it taken care of
phrogg:
Sorry to hear this, but it probably wasn't a bad idea to post it. If you have Mneylu on your side, you have an ally!!!
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I had a dream last night.

I was a warrior for some sort of polar bear tribe. And we were at war with this other animal tribe somewhere on a snow ridden planet. I was put in charge of creating spies to spy on the enemy tribe as most of our warriors had already been killed by their warriors.

As I took the stones which...
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bishbash:
bruce campbell is a sexy evil mofo i good and bad guy to hit on i assume
phrogg:
Bruce always seems to show up at just the right time!
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IN BED!!!!!!

Ordered chinese - fortunes from dah cooooookies:

Goods that are not shared are not goods (IN BED)

Your smile will brighten someones day - IN BED!

You are talented with your hands - IN BED
bishbash:
enjoy the chinese its the the food of yellow gods.I am not only talented with my hands in bed well i hope some.
wat does your fortune cookie say???
candid:
I too had chinese food yesterday
Sadly it was absolutely crap
Methinks I shoulda gone with a curry instead
Fortune cookie said "you will have some really shit food today"
Probably shoulda opened it first.
That last bit was a fib
Or was it?
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Today's "when in doubt" answer is: placenta. plah-sen-tah. Say it with me! Placenta!

In other news - selling VHS tapes sucks money ass. No one wants them anymore. Which - I totally get, cause neither do I - but jeez.

I saw this guy on the subway today that looked like he came right out of a Mafia comic book. Striped suit from the 70\s...
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candid:
U lady, are quite bloody marvellous.
If I wasn't so divinely happy being me, being u would be my second choice!!
Ur quite interesting and I mean that in the most devious way.
A treat to behold on a delicious Friday eve.
I'm eating spaghettios just in case u ever would be curious wink
nightskydarkstar:
Thanks for the nice blog comments and the compliment on my boobs. Im quite proud of them most days. Thanks for the hugs aswell, but dont feel to bad for me, life is going pretty ok at the moment.
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PORN ON PAPER VOLUME ONE:

Diner Boss
Interracial "Erotica"
Written by Jara Jacobus

My name is Ilana and I absolutely adore sex! I'm eighteen, busty and curvy in all the right places and I'm going to tell you about one of my hot sexual encounters.

I was on my way home from work on a Friday evening and I felt a tap on my shoulder....
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Today I would like to take the time and share with everyone some of my favourite comments I have gotten from writing taboo erotica. No names will be included for the privacy of my readers:

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=815489&page=submissions

Some of them are funny, some of them just made me feel cool:

"I have read all of your stories and love them all hope you continue to write...
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mneylu:
I am bored in class and my msn doesnt work. argh!!
mneylu:
where are you bitch? I wrote my first smut and i need someone to read it over.!!
*cries* kiss

we have an appt friday afternoon smile