suicidegirls, you give me confusion.

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Let me preface this by saying I like women's magazines as much as the next guy. It is true that I live vicariously through a secret world o' women of my own feverish design. And, I would like to add, I've been called an optimist (in the degrading use of the term). So, it is with no small discomposure that I must ask...
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Thursday Sep 12, 2013

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I was feeling kind of down the past couple weeks.

So, I bought some new shoes and started to go walkabout again.

Believe it or not, I rarely wear shoes and my big toe sticks out all Yeti style (yeah, gross).

Sunday Jul 28, 2013

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This isn't news, but I've been away for quite some time.

I lost a couple of groups... that shit has happened to me once before on this site, it's not a big deal.
I expect someone else will probably start up something similar to those groups in the future as there are only a finite number of ideas out there. History rhymes...
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lemonkid:

I really enjoyed what you posted on my profile. Too tired to respond much in detail, but I quite liked it.

Thursday Dec 13, 2012

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Somehow, I was talked into looking after the neighbors' kids down the street while their parents took off to Laughlin for a 5-day weekend (yeah, I know, I'm stupid). They range in age from 17 to 12, they can fend for themselves, mostly. All I have to do is make sure they don't burn their house down.

Anyway, I went to check on...
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jonnytrrrash7:

haha, you got a lucky bounce!

scheisskopf:

hEY man!

Give em hell, amigo! I've not stopped.

Not taken shit.

Love ya.

Wednesday Nov 14, 2012

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Hello, SG land -

It's been... well, not a long time, I guess.

But apparently long enough that no one noticed, if that makes any sense.

The situation with my buddies' brain which I mentioned in my previous post... well, I thought I could help him come to terms with his impending demise and maybe steer him in the general direction of some kind of...
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Tuesday Jul 31, 2012

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ApostropheNow in... "I don't like goodbye, so I'll say goodnight"



So...

So, I recently found out an old friend/antagonist has a malignant brain tumor.

I got together with another old friend/antagonist and we decided to convene at his home for a pep talk via Skype for the benefit of our ill comrade. These are guys I've known for almost 30...
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Friday May 04, 2012

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ApostropheNow in... "Hands across your face"



Somewhere on a dating website which I won't bother name checking 'cos it never worked for me, there's a profile of a person who vaguely resembles me, and the apex of this profile would be the statement that reads "I can't abide a person who says "I don't care"..."

It's been said that the...
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anti_:

Opposite of love is fear.

Saturday Apr 28, 2012

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ApostropheNow in... "Return to Cold Harbor"



"YOU'RE OLD... !"

Uncle Donkey Kong lives in a bubble. Inside it, the painfully obvious is routinely exposed and subsequently hyped to tabloid proportions - lest the sun set on the righteous. He's breaking balls, specifically mine, for my refusal to improve myself. Improvement entails driving a new car, buying a new house, getting married and making babies (because...
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Friday Apr 20, 2012

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ApostropheNow in... "A fireside chat with ApostropheNow"

I'm not gonna say I never lied to you, SG land.

And I'm not lie-ing when I tell you I'm mostly okay with becoming an old man.

Through some cruel and bizarre anomaly of nature I appear younger than my age (being short as shit might have something to do with it) - the pisser is...
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anti_:

Dude, we SO need to go get a coffee together.

Wednesday Mar 14, 2012

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ApostropheNow in ... "My Dream Job"

Working for the CIA, getting paid with untraceable government weed, giving ridiculous advice to heads-of-state; this is my calling. This is my Dream Job. I'm not saying I love my country, I do.

But... I don't. I'm saying I love weed. No, I'm not.

I play bass in a surf-rock cover band. They don't know...
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