... and now, for something completely different.
Think of it as limbering up. Stretching. A jog before the marathon. A test of endurance. Just to see if I still have it in me. I've been gone for so long, I'm not even sure if I can do this anymore. This is me running up stairs. This is me punching meat in cold storage.
Only, y'know,...
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Think of it as limbering up. Stretching. A jog before the marathon. A test of endurance. Just to see if I still have it in me. I've been gone for so long, I'm not even sure if I can do this anymore. This is me running up stairs. This is me punching meat in cold storage.
Only, y'know,...
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... and then, she was gone ...
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kye:
I'm reading your words, but all I'm thinking about is chicken...
Happy Friday.
missellie:
I'd completely forgotten about them until a couple of nights ago and then, as if in a dream, my fingers led me to the youTube-y goodness that is the ponies. It was magical.
Also, are you doing NaNoWriMo this year?
Also, are you doing NaNoWriMo this year?
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kye:
Meow!
As promised, a Toby update. I've been feeling rather nostalgic of late, spending a bit of time flicking through old photos and what-not. And I figured, since it's been a while since he got a mention, I'd do some sort of Toby retrospective.
Also, part two of my musical history is taking ages, and I'm hoping cute cat pics will offer a suitable distraction.
Spoilered...
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Also, part two of my musical history is taking ages, and I'm hoping cute cat pics will offer a suitable distraction.
Spoilered...
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marni:
aww!
shifter:
I've had such a cat day today. Hi toby!
Inspired by anepiphany
Let's skip all that music is my life crap, shall we? We all know the clichs, so there's really no point. If you don't like music, you have no soul. I don't care who you are, but everyone has at least one song that moves them in a way they can't explain. Or that signposts a significant moment in their life. If...
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Let's skip all that music is my life crap, shall we? We all know the clichs, so there's really no point. If you don't like music, you have no soul. I don't care who you are, but everyone has at least one song that moves them in a way they can't explain. Or that signposts a significant moment in their life. If...
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_elichrusos:
No way no way. I think you need a new one.
I'ts stuck in my head. I cannot shed it.
I'ts stuck in my head. I cannot shed it.
_elichrusos:
On the other hand, it's fun or funny.
i'm ok
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shifter:
cool good to hear. If not I believe I have powers of rightness, or randomness, whichever is correct.
I'm also ok, but it would've been cool sto see you head down freo ways this eve. The beer was good. I hear they had vodka somewhere as wekk
I'm also ok, but it would've been cool sto see you head down freo ways this eve. The beer was good. I hear they had vodka somewhere as wekk
bairdduvessa:
well that's a positive
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missellie:
*crosses fingers for Mark*
*also crosses her fingers that Mark doesn't get kicked in the neck*
*also crosses her fingers that Mark doesn't get kicked in the neck*
I'm tired of this crap...
Youtube has made me a lazy blogger journal writing guy.
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cleverthings:
Also - I'm REALLY EXCITED ABOUT MEETING YOU AT THE BALL!!!
Make sure you're there for the Friday night, being the momentous occasion that is my birthday!!!, too, you!!!
Make sure you're there for the Friday night, being the momentous occasion that is my birthday!!!, too, you!!!
oedema:
howdy. likewise to lovely meet you and such. very pleasant 
my tattooy thingery is on the side of my leg up near my hip. the picture looks a bit shit, probably why you can't tell where it is.
we will have more drinks one day and it will be a joyous occasion
my tattooy thingery is on the side of my leg up near my hip. the picture looks a bit shit, probably why you can't tell where it is.
we will have more drinks one day and it will be a joyous occasion
see? adorable.
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helly:
Your comment then just cracked me up Iimagined your video with a disclaimer at the start saying "Ampersand is a dentist, so we can't show you his face" 
Yes I am insane!!!! 
Yes I am insane!!!!
bairdduvessa:
squee rules!
To: tobiasampersand@xxx.com
From: xxxxxxx@doylezedersky.com
RE: Your affections towards Ms. Sarah Silverman
Dear Mr Ampersand,
We are writing in regard to the numerous letters you have been sending our client, Ms Sarah Silverman. While Ms. Silverman appreciates your love of her work and the time you've taken to contact her, she's requested that you cease all correspondence at this time.
Furthermore, any attempts to contact our...
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speedway74:
roflmao
dear sarah silverman,
why won't you return my calls? i just wanna talk some.
call me, ok?
forever your devotee
mark
p.s. why did you send back the kittens? i thought you and doug would love them!
why won't you return my calls? i just wanna talk some.
call me, ok?
forever your devotee
mark
p.s. why did you send back the kittens? i thought you and doug would love them!
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speedway74:
yeah mark its been a year since we got totally shitfaced, would love to come for another visit but its a money thing as you well know.
you should get your ass on a plane for the ball this year
you should get your ass on a plane for the ball this year
cleverthings:
Ha ha!!! *laughs loudly and then realises that this is still not getting her to work*
Stop being funny and distracting!! *stern look*
Oh, and you know that the Ball is on the day after my birthday, so if you come up for the Friday night there can be birthday celebrations too? Because it is and there can be.
Ha ha!!! *laughs loudly and then realises that this is still not getting her to work*
Stop being funny and distracting!! *stern look*
Oh, and you know that the Ball is on the day after my birthday, so if you come up for the Friday night there can be birthday celebrations too? Because it is and there can be.
A letter to Sarah Silverman
Dear Angel,
Why Sarah? Why? Why him? I mean, I can understand why people at a certain level of celebrity are attracted to others of celebrity, but him? He's beneath you! He's the host of a third rate tonight show that nobody watches. I mean, I watched it once, but that only was because my favourite band The Twilight Singers...
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Dear Angel,
Why Sarah? Why? Why him? I mean, I can understand why people at a certain level of celebrity are attracted to others of celebrity, but him? He's beneath you! He's the host of a third rate tonight show that nobody watches. I mean, I watched it once, but that only was because my favourite band The Twilight Singers...
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mck:
She sure is pretty.
I had a moustache originally. Then, I had a beanie. Then I looked goth-as-fuck. This one won out. You can see the identifying feature, right? Uh-huh. Mii.
It was fun. I'm a bit sore and didn't even get to playing boxing. I now know what you mean about wrist strap. Oh, I do, I do!
*hugs and hearts*
It will be fine. I will write and stuff will happen. I LOVE THE DARES!!!!! I will have a character attack another with toast. Definitely.