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I found an awesome video on the correlation between money and happiness and I thought I'd share.



I hope the few people read this (if anyone at that) enjoy.

You know, before SG, I never knew I had sort of a big thing for redheads. Redheads are fucking AMAZING!!!! Thank you, Suicide Girls!!!

Maybe I should buy a pair of scissors to open this pair of scissors I just bought...

This may be a little late but this past black Friday, I bought toothpaste, disposable razors, body wash and acne medication. For the first time in my life, the lady at the counter looked at me weird for buying personal hygiene products...

This is my first blog post in an extremely long time and I have serious doubts as to whether or not anyone will read this but it doesn't matter. This blog will from now on take the place of my own personal journal.

The other day, I was on facebook and I saw a strangely ironic post that I see quite often. It said, "I...
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Best song ever!

I want to go through a drive through and or 4 chicken fingers and 1 chicken thumb. That way, I have a whole chicken hand. I'm probably gonna want a diet water to go with that. I also need to specifically tell the drive through person that I want my meal "to go."

I got a new pair of pajama pants this weekend which is great because I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. Now if I could only find a pajama backpack...

I finally got to fly for the 1st time in 3 weeks. UAVs are way too weather-sensitive and Arizona weather sucks. I've decided that posting jokes for every blog makes me not seem like a real person so I'm gonna try to steer away from that. I have 4 years and 9 months left on my contract with the Army. I can't wait to be...
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