amberlynn

yeah.
this is how WE do.

Especially after way too much jameson and budweiser.

HAHAH hes going to kill me.

Elzig And I drunk in the kitchen.
*sad fact, we later found out KoKo B. WARE did not use this theme song. and now it's even funnier.

Fucking Suicidegirls Kick Arse.
Arse. Arse. Arse. Tats Tats Tats.

Ive been having so much fun checking this periodically throughout the day. And my myspace, everyones been so fucking cool and complimentary. I feel like a little princess.

On a lighter note, I got drunk and did yet another Michael Mcdonald Marathon (he triple M) and filled out some survey while intoxicated and basically put...
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My SETis still up and in desperate need of your commentary... love on me.
LOVE , I SAY! LOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!

Anyway, Today is going to be medium.
I drank a shitload of coffee, had to wake up entirely too early, and now im baking in the hot vegas sun in my underwear while I paint SOMEONE ELSES cabinets. and then hang them....
I'll be needin...
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a brand new set of mine just went up, please check it out and let me know what yall fuckers think of ole amber lynn.

HOLLERRRRR.

Holy goddamn hell. I just found this little gem on a quest to find pictures of Peter Steele's cock. I was shown it about a month ago, and couldn't find it goddamn anywhere. But low and behold....something of equal delight was come across, and i'd like to share this with all of you. This is a groupie compiled list of all of these "rockstars" and...
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This is the fucking coolest thing i've ever seen.
Move outta the way Patsy, this ones for me.

I'm not really one to write some long winded emotional dragging montage of varying moments in my life that all string together to make one incredibly boring and one sided blog entry. I typically try to fill my blogs with humor and pretentiousness. I'm quite known for it actually. And I pride myself in keeping my life pretty private, aside from the many pictures I...
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You dont even fucking know.


Halloween. 08.

Oh Washboard Sam, how do I love thee....

"Im a number one drunkard, and I dont care who knows.
I can drink you drunk here, and drunker where we go.

I stepped out last night just to get me a little nip.
I drank enough whiskey to float a battle ship.

I can drink a little wine, and a little gin too...
I can drink...
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Iconic Celebrity Moustaches

As you may or may not know, I'm quite an avid fan of entertaining forms of facial hair... A sure way to get my attention in public is to either:
a.) Have a beard.
b.) a handlebar moustache
c.) a striking resemblence to the Butcher from Gangs of New York.

in short, I loves me some mughair.
So, I'd like to use...
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