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I am finally updating my journal, after being a lazy fuck for about six weeks straight.

Summer's rolled by pretty fast this time; I go to London in about ten days, and I'll be there for a short time. I'm hoping to catch as much as I can. If you have suggestions beyond the usual tourist stuff (which I hate doing), let...
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redbstrd:
Beautiful Losers It is a leonard cohen group...
niobe:
Happy Birthday! smile
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Sorry to be so abrupt about this, but I'm leaving SG for a while. I'm taking a hiatus to deal with some stuff, and I don't think that I'll have as much time to be active here any more. I probably will return in the near future, but until then, I just want to say thank you to all the wonderful...
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thefuckoffkid:
Excellent link!! I posted it to the newswire -- thanks.

Now update your damn journal! wink
beaky:
Can't sleep either huh!
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Hahahahahahaha.

I just went out drinking, and the bar that I went to had a karaoke night, and this drunk girl just wouldn't stop singing.

The only thing was, she sounded like a cat in its death throes.

I got kinda buzzed, but she still sounded like she was caterwauling. I just wanted to bury my face in my hands and weep for the...
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morbidcherry:
UPDATE TIME! kiss
ghettoblaster:
You should have punched her in the throat, that'd shut her up. Besides shes probably a bad person anyway.
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hey, fellas. hope everyone had a good thanksgiving. to everyone who posted here last time round : thanks, i really appreciate it. didn't really do all that much myself for the break; watched videos and read, in between bouts of sleep and bingeing on dessert.

'affliction' is really good. watching nick nolte's character slip into madness in the bleak grey of new england was...
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violet:
it's horrible to have your dad know, but sometimes it just needs to be known.
schoolgirl:
aww, thanks, doll!
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Snow on Monday doth cometh.

It's that time of the night, and the tavern doth calleth.

*Please feel free to nominate me for any number of 'nausea-inducing poverty' awards'*

lol. i've been on a long hiatus, with school and all that. honestly, the people at SG never fail to amaze me; crazy intelligent, funny as shite, women who have no problems smashing norms...
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schoolgirl:
wow, thanks for that wonderful vote of confidence!! you are totally sweet.
morbidcherry:
I need many hugs! whatever
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'ello, world. Stumbled upon this site recently, and figured that I'd spent $3 on stranger things than a membership at a strange website that actually seems to have a modicum of....wait for it....intelligence! yes! there is intelligent life on the internet! thank you jesus...i'll be back later tonite. i'll leave you with a missive from my friend Byron. Made...
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ellebelle:
"IMPROVED" SPELLING RULES

European officials have pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult. For example: cough, plough, here, hear, bow, bough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased program of changes to iron out these anomalies. The program would be administered by a committee of top-level staff chosen by the participating nations.

In the first year, for example, the committee might suggest using "s" instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. The hard "c" could then by replased by "k" sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. This would not only klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters and keyboards kould be made with one less letter, a signifikant savings.

In the second year, bekause of growing enthusiasm, it kould be announsed that the troublesome "ph" would henseforth be written "f". This would make words like "fotograf" twenty persent shorter in print.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible. Governments would enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

We would al agre that the horible mes of silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful. Therefor, we kould drop thes and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend.

By this time it would be four years sins the skem began and people would be reseptiv to steps sush as replasing "th" by "z". Perhaps zen ze funktion of "w" kould be taken on by "v", vitsh is, after al, half a "w".

Finaly, ze unesesary "o" kuld be dropd from vords kontaining "ou". Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer konbinations of leters.

Kontinuing zis proses yer aftr yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl riten stil.

Aftr tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrion vud fin it ezi tu understan esh ozer. Ze drems of ze EU vud finali kum tru.

longpastbedtime:
Hey, welcome to the site. I noticed your Iowan status from your postis and had to extend a hello. Escapism is the best thing about this state, as far as I'm concerned.