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A Pattern Has Been Discovered

Ally
Katie
Becky
Poppy
Kelly
Amy
Ashlee

This year, I will mostly be avoiding girls whose names end in a E sound.
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poptard:
err its a prerelses copy of the new album paul

one i'm willing to copy for you so you can have a listen way before itachally coems out

more intresded now?
poptard:
good err lever you car window open a slice and i'll chuck it in there on the way to work tomorrow
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Essential Gym Ettiquete Explained

I FUCKING LOVE EXERCISE. I feel like I've eaten god.

Furthermore; It would appear I've become something of a Tyler Durden like figure to a group of young men that shall be known as Chin Up Club

The first rule of Chin Up Club is All the way down, and all the way up, you fucking pansy.

The second rule of...
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sky:
i can't excerise anymore! instead i just sleep and eat. which is really bad as im supposedly on a diet. gahhhh.
tribalmisfit:
disrespect - me never smile
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I was driving around Romford for no good reason today, but it gave me time enjoy the sky, which was faintly awesome, dusty yellow at the edges that turned into pastel pale blue as the sky got higher.

It reminded me of when I was a short kid, spending time at the houses of my parent's friends. For ages, me and my brother where the...
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voulez:
Paul, if you don't already write books, I hope this journal is the first chapter of your first one!
tribalmisfit:
Romford is scary! dont go there! smile

and i pwomise from the bottom of my heart to not be weird smile
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Yesterday was busy. Went for a run, went to a barbecue, went to Wedding celebrations, lost my glasses in a bath tub of ick, jumped onto things no man has business jumping onto, Meet thenonstopdancer's girlfriend, she was lovely, talked to many pretty girls, talked to the groom, went back to the barbecue, avoided the drunken fat girl with the BUSY HANDS, discovered that...
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its_matt:
i spent it completing CSI on my pc. All hail my crime-solving abilities!
voulez:
Hi, was lovely to meet you on saturday, and I even got a mention in someones's journal! Result! kiss
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I cannot sleep.

Which is a bit shit. We've got a web cam at home now. I think it's sinister. It's squatting on top of the monitor, a slick plastic slug. I feel like it's leering at me. I'm staring back at it. I dislike it, because of the possibly that someone might catcha glimpse of me at the computer. I'm never doing anything weird,...
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almostfamous:
protein and fruit and veg i eat plenty of. i'm particularly partial to dipping celery in peanut butter. sunflower seeds are also a top snack food.
i'm actually wondering how many calories i do generally eat in a day, 'cause i was just checking what i was eating today, not deciding what to eat based on the calories. i was pretty surprised at how little i had. i tend to eat good food, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's a balanced diet i guess. i should probably pay more attention confused
johnnyforeigner:
Right, current regime of the past 2 nights (this is for each session, in order):

0.6k on the treadmill (0.1 walking, 0.4 running, 0.1 walking)
16 seated shoulder press on 6
16 pull downs on 6
16 bicep curls on 6
16 pec deck on 6
16 horizontal leg press on 10
16 chest press on 6
1k rowing on lvl 2
4.5k cycling on level 3
0.6k on the treadmill (0.1 walking, 0.4 running, 0.1 walking)
16 seated shoulder press on 6
16 pull downs on 6
16 bicep curls on 6
16 pec deck on 6
16 horizontal leg press on 10
16 chest press on 6
1k rowing on lvl 2
4.5k cycling on level 3
16 seated shoulder press on 6
16 pull downs on 6
16 bicep curls on 6
16 pec deck on 6
16 horizontal leg press on 10
16 chest press on 6

Any comments?

Oh, and cheers for all the advice and that so far smile
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I've cut off all my hair again. I look Dangerous and Disciplined and Fit. My mother is heartbroken.
Conversation went something like;

"What've you done to your lovely hair!?"

"I know! It's brilliant isn't it! I look tasty!"

"You look like a Thug!"

"Yeah! Tasty!"

I'm going to break somethings down for people.

Whining About Chavs

Stop it. Just, Stop it. I sympathise with people...
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deleteddelete:
Co-Signed on all points. Slagging off chavs is so 2003. Let's just slag off TheSnowDetective instead.
foralways:
you fancy matt don't you?

I agree with you and what 'tron said- it's not chavs, it's just idiots. some people are idiots, well quite a few people, and they're from all different backgrounds. idiots can't be pigeonholed, they just exist EVERYWHERE. i'm probably one of them, and it's just the way things go. I see no point in slagging off large groups of people because it's generalising and i don't like to generalise.
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Today I mostly

Look Like a really clever animal that's figured how to the skins of it's victims as a convincing disguise. My smile looks like a nasty vulpine grin full of over sharp fragment of razor teeth.

Feel Like I've got a pretend cold. I don't feel bad but I'm bunged up and my throats a bit scratchy and I sound all muffled and...
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its_matt:
i felt like that about a girl. you know the rest.
Im a Manc! dont you tar me with the brummie brush, god knows where its been!
johnnyforeigner:
I wish I was out with a girl. Generally.

Here is my regime:
0.5k on the treadmill (.05 walking, .4 running, .05 walking)
50 reps on the vertical shoulder press on 3
50 reps on the pec deck on 4
50 reps on the bicep curl on 3
50 reps on the leg press on 7
50 reps on the seated chest press on 3
1K rowing
2.5 miles cycling

Then repeat the whole lot

Any comments/suggestions? It's not the most advanced or well equipped gym in the world
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tribalmisfit:
o dear!


frown
maelwys:
I am an Immortal and thus will ignore this journal
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Arguments I have had with my Father.

1. Geneology


(I may have mispelt that. I don't care, and neither should you)

My dad spent a lot of time researching his family tree. I paid as little attention as was possible, despite my dad trying to tell me all about it.

The argument ran along these basic lines.

Dad "Here, look at this, this is quite...
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tarragon:
Speaking of nefarious villains in the family, my mum is decended from a long line of accomplished poachers and tinkers and may also be a distant relative of two of the blokes that tried to blow up Parliament with Guy Fawkes. Dad lets the side down somewhat by being the last in a long line of career soldiers.
caramel:
Hello there, red. Look at you, running off like that!
I hope you enjoy the book. It's good in parts.
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Things that have been good today, in no real order

Pretty Blonde Girls On Bikes

Getting out of Work Early

Sitting in the garden enjoying the sun - Whilst NOT WORKING

Driving at Lots of miles per hour, away from ipswich, towards Essex (God's own County), shirtless and singing along to the over wrought melodic bits of Avenged Sevenfold.

Feeding carrot to small, trusting dogs.
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glassmachine:
Gaaagh! Stop killing whales! Kill something else. Wankers.
creamygoodness:
Ok. that settles it. I must now download ALL the Venture Bros.

And I do freaking hate whaling, if they're that desperate to chow down on fat and blubber can't they just harpoon Americans instead?