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I'm going to China!

While I'm gone:

Stand Up Straight.

Get Your Hair Cut

Feed The Pony.

Also...

What I'm going to do is, I'm going to give you a theme for a compilation album, and you're going to suggest a song that fits, in whatever fashion you think is best.

The Theme Is:

Music to be Spiteful By.

Let's get it on.

Better do a proper update before I go to China... where to begin? Gah, i hate this, sit down in fornt of the computer, and my head goes blank... Ummm, better fall back to my old favourite, Mocking Yanqui Dogs.

Death Of A President

UK broadcaster Channel 4, who made the mock documentary, said it explored the effects of the War on Terror on the...
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I think I have a serious problem.

However, today was a NICE DAY FOR A WHITE WEDDING!

Yeah, It was a nice day TO START AGAIN!!!!!

I might bleach my hair again.

In the five hundred and seventy sixth year of the Golden Suzeraincy, during the reign of Ibrahim the Seventh, The Just and Truthful, Scrouge of the Barbarian Wastes, Defender Of The Faithful, Marshall of The Three Great Seas, Arch Duke of the Vassal Kingdoms and Prime-Hierach Elect to the Free States, Who sat upon the Carmine Throne Of Ulrich - Father of his Line and...
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I am swimming in vaccines. My arms ache a little, and I'm worrying that they'll go weird and manky and my tattoos, specifically the Hedy Lamarr one, are going to be ruined.

Confession.

I am a tiny bit sexist. This is why.

Girl: What's that?

Me: It's a drum machine.

Girl: Where are the sticks?

Life in the country can sometimes be a little dull.
You liven it up as best you can by doing stupid stupid things, like yelling "Release the hounds!" when you let the dogs out, even if that makes you feel a little bit inadequate, because you've only got two dogs.

That problem was solved when I came home from worlk this evening. We've gotten another...
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Overall, a good weekend.

A while ago I got a bit depressed because i thought that stinging nettles didn't hurt anymore. On the way into work there's a patch growing as I walk in, and in the spirit of investigation, I jabbed my hand in it.
I was alittle shock that I didn't really get stung. I assumed that I didn't get a full hit,...
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Nothing's really going on, I'm just changing this because I'm fussy like that.

Having said that, this year's been really quiet and stable, and now all of a sudden, everything seems to be kicking off in the next few months. Exciting times ahead. Until my life kicks up a gear, I shall currently detail some of the ingredients of my brain stew.

Quasimoto - The...
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