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Holy balls, I haven't posted anything in here for a year and a half.

Anyway, you should all look at my kitten.

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riz:
I haven't posted anything in just about as long either. Your cat is adorable!! He plays fetch too!! Unless he's a she then she plays fetch too!! that's awesome! So does mine!!
sarcasticmenace:
How are you? And where are you these days?
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Many thanks to RomanVirtue for my new profile pic, in which I am an admiral and also a monkey.

More random thoughts:

It seems like the perceived quality of a beer is directly proportional to how difficult it is to open. My evidence:

can < twist-off bottle < bottle requiring opener < bottle with that little wire cage and a cork < previous bottle plus foil(Seriously, what the...
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niobe:
Happy Holidays! kiss
sarcasticmenace:
Hey, Carl with a K. What's happenin'?
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Lately, my posts have been mainly about odd little thoughts I have. And that's awesome, so I'm going to do another one.

Is Angela Lansbury still alive? I thought this while waiting for a show to start, and I eventually concluded that she probably wasn't, because I remembered her being old when I caught the odd episode of Murder, She Wrote in...
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toothpickmoe:
That's all you got? I'm dissapointed.

At least lose with a little bit of dignity. biggrin
toothpickmoe:
The site is currently fucking with me. But, as a payoff, you think I'm fucking with you. So, it's a yay/boo.
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Bands/artists I have seen since last I posted: MC Frontalot, Meat Puppets, Sonic Youth, and Rilo Kiley. I'm awesome.

Also, I made a Hallowe'en picture. I guess I'm Jason S. Thompson or something?
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pixelsuicide:
Oh, how I envy you.
fiendclub:
Hey there guy. How you been?
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Something everyone should do:

Go to the store. Buy a bag of balloons. When you get home, blow one up and pretend you're playing hacky sack in slow motion. You'll thank me later.

For anyone I haven't told yet, go here:

Girls Are Pretty

It's a bunch of short, second person, ridiculously funny stories, and I love them so.
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riz:
I haven't talked to you in FOREVER!!! How are you doing? I hope well.
charlielove:
I couldn't help myself.
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So, I'm eating hummus with pita bread that's partially made of flax, and I wonder how often it happens that you find yourself eating something you have pants made of.

I couldn't think of a not-confusing way to word that sentence. Sorry.
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notoriouscat:
i really desperately wished that i had not lost your number when my phone died or else i so would have called you this weekend drunk and singing around the campfire. biggrin
kelseybee:
does flax=linen?
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More things I think about:

Why is it that when you see dead animals on the road, they're always the side of the road? Do they crawl to the side of the road after they get hit? Do people hit them when driving off the road? Do people move them after hitting them?

Recent polls suggest that things I say sound more credible if...
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notoriouscat:
this morning i typed 'songs for girls who can't sing' into google and got the spice girls. blush
uhhhh.....no. skull
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crim:
STILL WAITING!
riz:
this totally made me think of you:



I miss you get your ass back home so we can skype!!! mad mad
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Beard's gone. I'm going to miss it. frown

Pics later.

Thing I need:
A t-shirt that says "I'M WITH AWESOME" with an arrow pointing up. So everyone knows who's awesome.

Anyone who doesn't post in my appreciation thread doesn't really love me.
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prockgirlscout: