admiral_pants

Holy balls, I haven't posted anything in here for a year and a half.

Anyway, you should all look at my kitten.

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riz:

I haven't posted anything in just about as long either. Your cat is adorable!! He plays fetch too!! Unless he's a she then she plays fetch too!! that's awesome! So does mine!!

Apr 8, 2011

sarcasticmenace:

How are you? And where are you these days?

Apr 3, 2013

Why do I climb the mountain?

Because I'm in love.

toothpickmoe:

I want to...be the mountain.

Aug 12, 2009

album game

Many thanks to RomanVirtue for my new profile pic, in which I am an admiral and also a monkey.

More random thoughts:

It seems like the perceived quality of a beer is directly proportional to how difficult it is to open. My evidence:

can < twist-off bottle < bottle requiring opener < bottle with that little wire cage and a cork < previous bottle plus...
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niobe:

Happy Holidays!

Dec 26, 2008

sarcasticmenace:

Hey, Carl with a K. What's happenin'?

May 8, 2009

Lately, my posts have been mainly about odd little thoughts I have. And that's awesome, so I'm going to do another one.

Is Angela Lansbury still alive? I thought this while waiting for a show to start, and I eventually concluded that she probably wasn't, because I remembered her being old when I caught the odd episode of Murder, She Wrote in my youth, and...
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toothpickmoe:

That's all you got? I'm dissapointed.

At least lose with a little bit of dignity.

Nov 21, 2007

toothpickmoe:

The site is currently fucking with me. But, as a payoff, you think I'm fucking with you. So, it's a yay/boo.

Nov 22, 2007

Bands/artists I have seen since last I posted: MC Frontalot, Meat Puppets, Sonic Youth, and Rilo Kiley. I'm awesome.

Also, I made a Hallowe'en picture. I guess I'm Jason S. Thompson or something?

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pixelsuicide:

Oh, how I envy you.

Nov 14, 2007

fiendclub:

Hey there guy. How you been?

Nov 16, 2007

Something everyone should do:

Go to the store. Buy a bag of balloons. When you get home, blow one up and pretend you're playing hacky sack in slow motion. You'll thank me later.

For anyone I haven't told yet, go here:

Girls Are Pretty

It's a bunch of short, second person, ridiculously funny stories, and I love them so.

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riz:

I haven't talked to you in FOREVER!!! How are you doing? I hope well.

Oct 5, 2007

charlielove:

I couldn't help myself.

Oct 6, 2007

lol

admiral_pants:

lol

Oct 5, 2013

So, I'm eating hummus with pita bread that's partially made of flax, and I wonder how often it happens that you find yourself eating something you have pants made of.

I couldn't think of a not-confusing way to word that sentence. Sorry.

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notoriouscat:

i really desperately wished that i had not lost your number when my phone died or else i so would have called you this weekend drunk and singing around the campfire.

Jul 23, 2007

kelseybee:

does flax=linen?

Jul 27, 2007

More things I think about:

Why is it that when you see dead animals on the road, they're always the side of the road? Do they crawl to the side of the road after they get hit? Do people hit them when driving off the road? Do people move them after hitting them?

Recent polls suggest that things I say sound more credible if I...
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notoriouscat:

this morning i typed 'songs for girls who can't sing' into google and got the spice girls.