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DRAG ME TO HELL LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is all.

Found this around online, I'm probably the millionth person to post it but who gives a shit. This amuses me.


I
I like monkeys.

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I...
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Red Baron pepperoni pizza + beer = FRICKIN YUM.

Since I'm totally playing bachelor this weekend I figured why not. It's been ages since I've gone that route and TOTALLY worth it.

For the easily amused who also happen to have dirty thoughts, this is for you.

I am bored. Crazy as it sounds, work sounds appealing.

It sucks having a day off sometimes because I often find myself wandering around looking for stuff to do with little to no results. Either everyone else is too busy or I don't feel like much.

I played my piano for a couple hours though, that was fun. I need to start up lessons again...
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So, I met Ben Folds on Friday after his show at Roseland Theater in Portland.

A brief rundown.

Showed up two hours before the show. Got a great spot in line, and then succeeded in getting a great spot directly in front of the stage.

Steel Train opened. Great act.

My ears about exploded when Ben came on and started his set. I probably screamed...
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It's been a long time since I've had wine.

So I figure why not pop open a bottle of Gewurtztraminer and have a field day?

Hooray for late night entertainment!

I never had much respect for Vin Diesel.

This confirms my lack of respect for the guy.

Working early shifts = suck.

Realizing your fly was down the last half of said shift = FAIL.

Getting off work earlier in the day = not even worth it anymore.

Bloody hell. I hate Monday's. That and when people don't cut you a break and at least point something like that out.

Oh well.

So over the past two days, I've arrested an Air Force ROTC member, a boy scout, an EAGLE scout, and a marine.

Upstanding citizens = FAIL.

Jesus. I love my job, but this is ridiculous. I mean, who steals a fucking BIRTHDAY CAKE?

Hokay. Rant over.

So, the truth about the swine flu is out! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!!!!

So as I've ranted about previously, I got the new NOFX album and absolutely love it. This is one of my favorite songs from it, as I completely agree with everything Fat Mike is sayin. Just thought I'd share. Like it or not. I don't give a shit

"Best God in Show"

I've no consideration, zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from rational thought...
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