My lovely friends ... it isn't often that I use this time or space to pimp shit that I like ... but allow me a momentary lapse in judgement to do it anyways.
1) Peanut butter and honey sandwiches are the shit. Holy yum fest in my mouth right now.
2) MLB2004 for Xbox is also the shit. I played that game for six hours...
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1) Peanut butter and honey sandwiches are the shit. Holy yum fest in my mouth right now.
2) MLB2004 for Xbox is also the shit. I played that game for six hours...
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So I spent most of the day with PaintedBat. I was surprised that she was so willing to travel to the depths of Scarborough to chill with me ... but it was all cool.
I had fun kicking her ass at video games, then having her kick my ass at video games and then teaming up to kick major ass at video games.
No...
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I had fun kicking her ass at video games, then having her kick my ass at video games and then teaming up to kick major ass at video games.
No...
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eponine:
valentine's day was a monday this year!
graciebaby:
alright...I give...
be my pimp...
It's far too quiet dammit!
gracie
be my pimp...
It's far too quiet dammit!
gracie
Well ... isn't that nice. Pink hearts and ... what are those ... pluses ... crosses ... x's?
Anyways ... HAPPY VALENTINES to all the lovely ladies on my friends list - you guys are amazing and I hope you have someone in your life that makes you feel special ... 'cause you all are. In a non creepy way.
If you don't ... gather...
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Anyways ... HAPPY VALENTINES to all the lovely ladies on my friends list - you guys are amazing and I hope you have someone in your life that makes you feel special ... 'cause you all are. In a non creepy way.
If you don't ... gather...
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february:
Awww...You don't have to put a disclaimer on Valentines for me. I know you really mean it. 
chancy:
happy valentine's day to you too, charmer
my best valentine's day memory was when my loser ex-boyfriend actually bought me something. i think he really cared.
my best valentine's day memory was when my loser ex-boyfriend actually bought me something. i think he really cared.
This is not the rant ye are looking for.
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radiofrank:
There's nothing wrong with a rant, good sir...I've certainly had my share of them here. It's certainly better than holding everything in.
Wow - what is up with this ... two days in a row ... two attractive girls ... two really poorly shot sets.
I'm really confused as to what kinda day Missy must have been having when she accepted these sets and rejected some of the other sets I've seen posted around the site in various groups and personal journals.
But whatever ... what do...
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I'm really confused as to what kinda day Missy must have been having when she accepted these sets and rejected some of the other sets I've seen posted around the site in various groups and personal journals.
But whatever ... what do...
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sarahg:
Sometimes you have to wonder. But you know, I'm a freak who doesn't check the new sets. I don't know why.. I just don't spend as much time looking at naked girls as I should. I gotta get that on my to-do list.
I'm sure your girlfriend will love her valentine.. something thoughtful is always better than something expensive. Well.. unless it's something expensive with high resale value for those times when.. nevermind.
I'm sure your girlfriend will love her valentine.. something thoughtful is always better than something expensive. Well.. unless it's something expensive with high resale value for those times when.. nevermind.
schoolgirl:
you wrote her that????? awww, you really are the best. you don't need money to make a girl happy.
I will be by tomorrw to drop off some v day love for ya, promise.
as far as boobs or ass, I want both to be great. and boobs, the smaller the better. yeah, I like boobs. that's all I have to say.
I will be by tomorrw to drop off some v day love for ya, promise.
as far as boobs or ass, I want both to be great. and boobs, the smaller the better. yeah, I like boobs. that's all I have to say.
Well ... in retrospect, maybe I shouldn't kill the person that invented the 24hr stomach flu.
Sure - it fucking sucks ... but hey ... it's only 24 hours. It could have been worse.
I still wanna maime the fucker though.
Anyways ..... my friends list has grown in the past few days. Hello new friend people. Sadly though, there is already one person that...
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Sure - it fucking sucks ... but hey ... it's only 24 hours. It could have been worse.
I still wanna maime the fucker though.
Anyways ..... my friends list has grown in the past few days. Hello new friend people. Sadly though, there is already one person that...
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sarcasticmenace:
Once upon a time, there was a tree made of bagels. SarcasticMenace and abadinfluence decided to paint the tree with cream cheese and jelly. They attached the paintbrushes to their feet and climbed the tree, making sure to cover every inch. The branches became very slippery, and SarcasticMenace began to fall. Fortunately, due to his orangutan-like arms and jolly green giant stature, abadinfluence was able to snatch her by the hair before she fell into the sea of milk below. They then sat on a branch, licking their fingers and giggling about the bright yellow bubbles that kept floating down from the sky. to be continued...
joshof13thfloor:
I take it that next months Playboy is the long awaited and highly anticipated "women of the WWE" issue?
-Josh
-Josh
I have a new mission in life.
To kill and severely maime tha person that invented the stomach flu.
Fuck you motherfucker.
Needless to say, I got very little sleep last night thanks to the
ing and other dealy. I'm tired. I prolly won't be on much today and will be making up for my lack of sleep last night.
And prolly ing some more....
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To kill and severely maime tha person that invented the stomach flu.
Fuck you motherfucker.
Needless to say, I got very little sleep last night thanks to the
ing and other dealy. I'm tired. I prolly won't be on much today and will be making up for my lack of sleep last night.
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sarahg:
feeling better yet?? or still worshipping at the toilet?
redmess:
oh no!
the thought of you being ill makes me very sad
hope you feel better pronto!
about the job offer -i would be the best employee ever!!!
and thanx for the testimonial -it absolutely made my day!!!
the thought of you being ill makes me very sad
hope you feel better pronto!
about the job offer -i would be the best employee ever!!!
and thanx for the testimonial -it absolutely made my day!!!
So I talked with Babygirl on the phone yesterday. All I can say .... wow she is a nutjob. Stay the fuck away from her if you can.
(of course ... if you follow my advice, this means I'll have all the time in the world with her ... so please ... follow my advice!!)
She taught me something about phones yesterday.
You know when...
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(of course ... if you follow my advice, this means I'll have all the time in the world with her ... so please ... follow my advice!!)
She taught me something about phones yesterday.
You know when...
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crazedlunatik:
HEY man!
Leave my ass ball alone..... you are just jealous!
uh new friend POSH is Cool or Rosemarie although she is never on anymore....
Leave my ass ball alone..... you are just jealous!
uh new friend POSH is Cool or Rosemarie although she is never on anymore....
shann71:
I can't stay a half week or it's a gazillion dollars. All or nothing! I am frikin STAYING! woohoo
I'm looking for cute busty girls for you, but I might have one in TO for you anyway! haha
Yea I took 2 days off the sauce, but today i'm BACK!
I got the funniest icq ecard today, I wish I saved it shit.... I hate valentine's day. I am sure it was invented my hallmark. I don't need a special day to be appreciated I will accept gifts day of the week.
I'm looking for cute busty girls for you, but I might have one in TO for you anyway! haha
Yea I took 2 days off the sauce, but today i'm BACK!
I got the funniest icq ecard today, I wish I saved it shit.... I hate valentine's day. I am sure it was invented my hallmark. I don't need a special day to be appreciated I will accept gifts day of the week.
Post me a picture. Whatever you wish ... a picture of you ... a picture you really like ... one that makes you laugh ... one that you took.
I just want pictures.
And maybe some words. They are nice.
I just want pictures.
And maybe some words. They are nice.
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eponine:
i wrote it that way acause i am getting reaclimated to calling him my boyfriend. boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend. maybe if i say it a lot...
i wish all that money was mine...that was one busy busy time at work.
i wish all that money was mine...that was one busy busy time at work.
malloryknoxx:
*blush* Awwww - Thanks, sweets 
You're pretty effin adorable yourself!
Yayyyy! I'm not the only one who sleeps late regularly! That's why I stayed in the restaurant biz - evening hours. And the writing thing works too - you keep your own hours altogether.
You're pretty effin adorable yourself!
Yayyyy! I'm not the only one who sleeps late regularly! That's why I stayed in the restaurant biz - evening hours. And the writing thing works too - you keep your own hours altogether.
So apparently I don't live up to my name at all ... which makes me wonder if I need a new name that I can actually live up to.
I wonder if creepybastard is taken? Apparently I can live up to that one pretty decently.
Soooooooo .... I REALLY wanna go for sushi this coming weekend (as in ... the one that isn't happening right...
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I wonder if creepybastard is taken? Apparently I can live up to that one pretty decently.
Soooooooo .... I REALLY wanna go for sushi this coming weekend (as in ... the one that isn't happening right...
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tonkakatt:
love sushi, but I'm not in your area at all, sorry.
I have to comment...as many people probally have before me... nice pic of you eating pussy.
I have to comment...as many people probally have before me... nice pic of you eating pussy.
aandp:
omg, i SO want sushi.
too bad i'm poor or else i would SO be with you.
too bad i'm poor or else i would SO be with you.
I was told that I live up to my name.
So ... how do I influence you badly?
So ... how do I influence you badly?
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paintedbat:
I don't think you have...I guess that's a bad thing. So you'd better hurry up and do something!
malloryknoxx:
Hmmm - nope. Can't think of any way you've influenced me badly. Then again.....I don't really need much influencing
Aight ... forget the petty shit that I spoke of. It's not gonna get resolved in my opinion anyways ... so why bitch about it?
So - to the one lovely lady that wants to add me as a friend ... hi there ... I'd love to add you ... but I like knowing who I am adding. Where'd ya run by me ... why...
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So - to the one lovely lady that wants to add me as a friend ... hi there ... I'd love to add you ... but I like knowing who I am adding. Where'd ya run by me ... why...
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starcandy:
Yay I like winning. *does a winning dance* I don't need to win anything just the feeling of winning will do quite nicely.
♥
♥
graciebaby:
you just never noticed because A. not even my doctor can tell, they are that fab...if I do say so myself..
and B. because I have a big ass... they suit me.
gay men, doctors, my friends mothers...all think they are real. in fact...I was felt up by both the mother of the bride...and the father at a recent wedding because neither beleived they were falsies....
also... since they were fairly big before I had a baby...I was just restoring them to their former glory... taking up the slack if you will...
and B. because I have a big ass... they suit me.
gay men, doctors, my friends mothers...all think they are real. in fact...I was felt up by both the mother of the bride...and the father at a recent wedding because neither beleived they were falsies....
also... since they were fairly big before I had a baby...I was just restoring them to their former glory... taking up the slack if you will...
Kisses