8bitbones

Fuck yeah!!! I am not leaving ever i know I am random.

Look at what I did today on a chat. I punked some of my mates
Punked the boys on IRC today after a very frustrating call with an AE called David Wang lol.

here is what happened i just could not stop lol :mrgreen:

David_Wang_T-AE> Hi
<Robbo_Work> oh hai
<David_Wang_T-AE>
<David_Wang_T-AE> how are we all today
<David_Wang_T-AE> not talking?
<David_Wang_T-AE> I need some help
<Robbo_Work> where all mute
<David_Wang_T-AE> why?
<David_Wang_T-AE> I need some help
<Robbo_Work> no idea
<Robbo_Work> what you need?
<David_Wang_T-AE> well it is complicated
<Robbo_Work> fire away
<David_Wang_T-AE> ok... i need to work out how to put it best
<Robbo_Work> lol
<David_Wang_T-AE> I accidentally swallowed a cork from a wine bottle...........
<David_Wang_T-AE> will I be ok?
<David_Wang_T-AE> I am worried about how it is going to come out the other end..........
<David_Wang_T-AE> will it get stuck?
<David_Wang_T-AE> I just want some help is all
<David_Wang_T-AE> hello?
<David_Wang_T-AE> the cork is one of thoese rubber ones............
<David_Wang_T-AE>
<Robbo_Work> rofl
<Robbo_Work> im hoping this is a joke, cuz this is funny
<David_Wang_T-AE> :9
<David_Wang_T-AE> it is not a joke
<David_Wang_T-AE> I just thought I would ask people i dont know
<David_Wang_T-AE> that way it is less of a shame thing
<David_Wang_T-AE> should I go to the doctor?
<David_Wang_T-AE> hmm this is the 3rd chan I have been too to try and get help
<David_Wang_T-AE> should I try and throw it up! i am just affraid that it might get stuck in my food pipe and choke me then I will die!..............
<David_Wang_T-AE> I'm freaking out
<David_Wang_T-AE> hello?
<Fooman> Queensland Health now has a phone line 13 HEALTH (13 43 25 84) for all Queenslanders to help take the worry out of health concerns.
<Robbo_Work> i dont think i would be concerned, stomach acid will break that shit down
<David_Wang_T-AE> ok phew!!!!!!!!!!
<David_Wang_T-AE> thanks so much
<David_Wang_T-AE> I have another question.......
<Robbo_Work> lol
<David_Wang_T-AE> I accidentally poured a bottle of STP power steering 324ml in a fully filled fuel tank will the car be ok?
<Robbo_Work> first question, why?
<Fooman> !8ball has david f..ked his car?
<ChanServ> Fooman: You never know. Neither do I.
<David_Wang_T-AE> well i had a bit to drink and I thought it was unleaded adative
<Fooman> !8ball is david's ass big enough to pass a rubbery wine bottle cork?
<ChanServ> Fooman: Maybe so.
<Fooman> there you go.
<David_Wang_T-AE> this is before i swolloed the cork
<Robbo_Work> power steering fluid is a hydraulic oil
<David_Wang_T-AE> why is the chanserv guy so mean
<Robbo_Work> i would not recommend passing that through to the cylinders of the car
<David_Wang_T-AE> i did not start it yet,
<Robbo_Work> it would be like adding water to the fuel, it wont compress and will cause damage to the cylinder heads / valves etc
<Robbo_Work> what sort of car is it?
<David_Wang_T-AE> wow you guys know alot, i am not having the best few days at the moment
<Robbo_Work> how did you swallow the cork?
<Robbo_Work> lol
<David_Wang_T-AE> ok well
<David_Wang_T-AE> I was at this party it was so sweet!....women all over the place all dirty dancing and stuff...very hot
<David_Wang_T-AE> i had a bottle of wine and i thought i would try and look like a pimp
<David_Wang_T-AE> and pull the cork out with my teeth after losening it a bit with the bottle opener
<PALADiN> you are a total idiot
<David_Wang_T-AE> i pulled it hard with my mouth and slipped back into a wall and swallowed it. I
<Fooman> let me guess... turns out it was sparkling wine?
<David_Wang_T-AE> no it was some crappy white wine
<David_Wang_T-AE> well I looked like a dork
<Fooman> lolol
<David_Wang_T-AE> i had to drink a heap of wine to stop the sticking feeling in my throught
<Fooman> hahaha
<David_Wang_T-AE> then I was ok but now I have a tummy ache
<David_Wang_T-AE>
<Robbo_Work> it will pass
<Robbo_Work> lol
<David_Wang_T-AE> i hope it does
<David_Wang_T-AE> i cant even drive my car now
<Robbo_Work> apparantly power steering fluid will be fine if it is a full tank of petrol
<Robbo_Work> if in doubt, put a litre of metho in the tank with it
<David_Wang_T-AE> ok
<David_Wang_T-AE> it is such a sweet car also
<Fooman> i'll keep an ear out for that cork popping.
<David_Wang_T-AE> lol
<David_Wang_T-AE> I'm scared
<Fooman> just hope it doesn't wedge sideways
<Fooman> 13HEALTH is probably a better source of information than random irc channels though.
<David_Wang_T-AE> hmmm
<Fooman> they probably get calls like that from ipswich all the time
<David_Wang_T-AE> i will call them now
<Fooman>
<Fooman> ohai... i accidentally the whole cork
<Robbo_Work> rofl
<Robbo_Work> i wish i could hear the convo
<David_Wang_T-AE> shhh not funny i am on hold
<David_Wang_T-AE> what sort of car do you drive while i am here........
<Robbo_Work> I cant stop laughing and im at work
<Fooman> hehe. hope it works out well for ya
<David_Wang_T-AE> hahahahhahahahahahah PUNKED IT IS I THE MIGHTY BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<David_Wang_T-AE>
<David_Wang_T-AE> lol
<David_Wang_T-AE> you are all so nice thought
<Robbo_Work> i thought is mighta been one of you choobs
<David_Wang_T-AE> haha
<David_Wang_T-AE> lol
<Robbo_Work> i still cant stop laughing at swallowing a cork though
<David_Wang_T-AE> i was killing time at work as I just got off the phone to DAVID WANG! he is a telstra Ae and a wankezr
<David_Wang_T-AE> lol
<David_Wang_T-AE> I sold it well
<David_Wang_T-AE> now how do i coppy this chat and put it in the forums lol
<Robbo_Work> but then , its not a big stretch........
<David_Wang_T-AE> no it's not
<DoNkEh_work> wont the cork swell up?
<David_Wang_T-AE> but you are all so nice and i feel bad about punking you now
<Fooman> still wouldn't be a big stretch for bone's ass
<David_Wang_T-AE> no the cork was rubber
<David_Wang_T-AE> hahah
<David_Wang_T-AE> I am about to get kicked out of the clan i can feel it lol

GUYS I MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scotty thank you so much for all the fun I am so sorry for your loss I can't imagine how it must feel. I quit smoking and I feel great!!!!

We should catch up and has a NOM!

Love your left side later D