on the train this morning, and as it pulled in to a station this is the genuine transcript of the station announcer:
this train will be stopping at the next station, and all the stations after that
could the people exiting platform 4 staircase please observe the following:
please do not run
please do not push each other
please, no argie bargie. it's not a race
ladies please watch your handbags - do not use them as weapons to force your way up the stairs
it's friday, let's not spoil it by pushing someone down the stairs
thank you
this train will be stopping at the next station, and all the stations after that
could the people exiting platform 4 staircase please observe the following:
please do not run
please do not push each other
please, no argie bargie. it's not a race
ladies please watch your handbags - do not use them as weapons to force your way up the stairs
it's friday, let's not spoil it by pushing someone down the stairs
thank you

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what exactly is argie bargie--kinda like the hokey pokey?
yeah, the sun is good to be, but the moon is so quiet and at peace with itself, emitting a modest glow...
actually, those lines in my journal are from some neko case songs.
yeah it is ironic you being on here. welcome to my world NOW...maybe we'd still be together if you had shared more with me earlier.