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called into work
*cough*sick*football*cough*
so i feel a tad guilty, but just a tad
i have worked 44 hours already
most of them Fri and Sat.
it's just seems wrong to work on the day
Jesus intended for us to watch football
and recover from various forms of clear
110 proof substances

so i snuggle up with my cranberry juice
my remote control
and thoughts...
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tryptamine_____:
yes, dicks is definitely the place you eat only after drinking copious amounts of alcohol. in fact, a friend and i had a tradition of getting as drunk as we could and then stumbling to dick's, yelling the whole way, and trying to order fries. ....now that i think about it, i feel sorry for the people who've had to serve us. we get damn obnoxious when we're drunk!
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old
old
old
old
so god damn old
"i'm 17. How old are U?"
oh
my
God
i'm so bloody old
i almost lied
7O2 dips into the depths of self pity
she was so
nice
cute
sweet
and STUNNED
i was 27
cold
shower comin up
light a candle on the alter of
Grey hair
wrinkles
and im sure the soon ariving elarged prostate
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freaky_tiki:
they say Saw Palmetto is good for the prostate
snow:
You shouldn't feel old. Take it as a compliment, a 17yo hitting on you. I get mistaken for being 15 or 16 all the time. I guess I will appreciate this when I am older. 27 is just not old at all. Now 98, that is old.
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sorry about the name change
i just don't feel Crusty anymore
isn't that a good thing

i am searching my apartment for my damn book
i have the entire day ooooooff
and i am going to snuggle up with a book
and zenout

heaven
well almost
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throatneedle:
Annie Hall is fucking gorgeous
tryptamine_____:
heh. no shit. i want to write tampon fortunes! never seen 'em anywhere else so perhaps you could start your own...?

palm trees eh? i love the rain a little too much. sunshine is frightening. give me cloudy skies and mystery and people huddled in coffee shops with fogging windows... you can keep the sun.
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my roommate called me a ZenHole today. Due to my constant blather about "staying calm, do the right thing it will turn out, just relax, etc." He turns to me as says "Your a Fucking ZenHole!"

we proceded to get laugh our asses off and get drunk as hell watching fight club and playing video games

arn't we sad

well being semi poor in Vegas...
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emily:
i'm drunk,and i'm just an asshole.....
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listening to Natalie Merchant sing "one fine day" over and over"
my eyes are rotting out of my head
my thoughts are all on Los Angeles
a 24 hour place named the Kettle in Manhattan Beach
a cup of soup
a large ice t
bagel with cream cheese
and a pile of familiar faces
in and out all night

in the next few weeks i've...
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so i say to him
you car was upside down when i got here buddy
and as for your Grandmother
she shouldn't have mouthed off like that
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snow:
man titties.........heheh giggle giggle blush blush.....

man that shit is whack.....yes Tenacious D.....i have a very secret crush on Jack Black, well its not a secret anymore is it!
earplug6947:
ha!
sack o' doorknobs.
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i just stumbled across a cockroach the size of Poland in my kitchen

after much debate ranging from land wars in Asia and how much Cranberry Juice really helps your Kidneys we worked out a truce

i promised to throw a live goat into the kitchen once a week and the roach spared my life


sometimes surviving the day to day
is an accomplishment in...
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jasiri:
damn you crack me up...getting loaded with you would be one hell of a laugh out loud milieu of insanity... glad you were spared...
snow:
an army of massage children........for some reason that reminds me of a very bad/scary B movie from the 70's.
and soon i may be a real SG. woohoo! when i met a bunch of the gals and spooky on tuesday for karaoke, they thought i was super hot stuff. yes not just hot stuff, but super hot stuff. they all wondered why i wasn't a SG yet. so they said ANYTIME i want to do a set i can. i am just scheming and plotting for the right one. biggrin

oh and that doll shirt...it is a dress. so now you can have new dreams with a dress
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new job in 12 hours
the endless circle begins anew

do most people set long term goals?
like in 4 years i want to be....
i would think so
i always seem to TRY and set them
as in the back of my mind
if all the chips fall in the right place i'll do this

do the chips ever fall in the right place?...
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gil:
Your preachin to the quire, brother
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i
can't
stop
listening
to
Bruce
Springsteen

help me please
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emily:
eek!!That sux....I'm sorry...really..
jasiri:
if you haven't stopped listening to the 'man' by now, then i don't see how my service would be of any use to you...obviously you're on your own joy ride through hell, and who the hell am i to attempt to try and stop you from your chosen fate????!!!!! hope you are well...fellow mind grater...
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one fine day
i was wandering naked
looking for everything
but myself
almost a skip
in my step
and a glazed off smile
pasted to my grill
i need shades i thought
it was bright out that fine day
then i caught a glimce
was it in a passing window
was that me
or something else
or just that sun in my eyes
but
easily...
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7o2:
hell yeah Fight Club Marla Singer
yummmmmmmy
snow:
thanks for the NM info......umm I didn't think fat and dumb were an occupation? besides you do not look like you fit either of those categories biggrin