i've never been out with a woman this gourgous
it's weird
she's twice my size
super model almost
sushi next week
it's weird
she's twice my size
super model almost
sushi next week
yeah, so,
all my laundry got stollen
and i went and bought a bunch of shit
i would never wear
and the masses seem to love it
go figure
it's like hallowween everyday
whatever
all my laundry got stollen
and i went and bought a bunch of shit
i would never wear
and the masses seem to love it
go figure
it's like hallowween everyday
whatever
mrdaft:
some like all hallow's eve
some like turnips
some just like being who they be.
some like turnips
some just like being who they be.
heartles:
that person who stole your laundry must've really wanted to be you.
usually i come to
instead of waking up
today
it was to gangsters paradise on the radio
i'm working 70 hours a week
so shots work better
getting maried???
instead of waking up
today
it was to gangsters paradise on the radio
i'm working 70 hours a week
so shots work better
getting maried???
there is always plan
a
b
and
c
if those those don't work
stop collect our thougts and develope a new
a, b, and c
a
b
and
c
if those those don't work
stop collect our thougts and develope a new
a, b, and c
dewees:
no way bar fights scare the crap out of me.
and i happen to like facial srcars. i think they create character. i have a couple chicken pox scars and one right on the top of my forehead from when i rode a bike into a mailbox. but it's almost always covered in bangs (not on purpose!).
and i happen to like facial srcars. i think they create character. i have a couple chicken pox scars and one right on the top of my forehead from when i rode a bike into a mailbox. but it's almost always covered in bangs (not on purpose!).
my dui is getting sloppy
i shaved my beard
i have guests coming and i didn't clean
i shaved my beard
i have guests coming and i didn't clean
vicaden
on my worst night
i shoot good pool
after ten drinks
on my worst night
i shoot good pool
after ten drinks
yeah, so i've been out a minute
those posts seem forever ago
i'm working over 70 hours a week
fuck you
i cook better than your boyfriend
those posts seem forever ago
i'm working over 70 hours a week
fuck you
i cook better than your boyfriend
mrdaft:
Welcome back! 
man, i love cigarettes
and pastries too
i guesse my membership didn't get canceled
i'm glad
i just wish i was into these naked birds
they look silly to me now
with their clothes off and all
i think i would be more into a bunch of sexy girls all sitting around smoking and playing hungry hungry hippos
maybe operation
i haven't built a fort...
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and pastries too
i guesse my membership didn't get canceled
i'm glad
i just wish i was into these naked birds
they look silly to me now
with their clothes off and all
i think i would be more into a bunch of sexy girls all sitting around smoking and playing hungry hungry hippos
maybe operation
i haven't built a fort...
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so i sarted writing my script
it's about these two mormons
the one i secretly in love with the other who is a modern siddartha
there's love and betrayal
suicide by auto-exfiliation
i probably spelled that wrong
it's how vaugh bode died
kind of a tribute to him
some john waters references
i'll even explain were i've found the bible to be flawed
it should...
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it's about these two mormons
the one i secretly in love with the other who is a modern siddartha
there's love and betrayal
suicide by auto-exfiliation
i probably spelled that wrong
it's how vaugh bode died
kind of a tribute to him
some john waters references
i'll even explain were i've found the bible to be flawed
it should...
Read More
heartles:
all of the new testament, right?
i had just watched lost highway
i might as well've taken lsd
3 days and i'm poof
goodbye
i might as well've taken lsd
3 days and i'm poof
goodbye
mrdaft:
You aren't staying?
You aren't staying?