life is pretty boring when i'm not a drunk
i don't have any ridiculus stories to tell
i always loved the idea of being a famous drunk
i read about people in books
and i think man that guy/gal was cool
but being a drunk isn't easy
people hate you
you have no money
you feel like shit
and you hate yourself
nothing about that is easy
life doesn't really give a lot of options
drunk, druggy, crook, slut
or get married and work nine to five
most of teeth will probably fall out
i have nightmares about that
i don't have any ridiculus stories to tell
i always loved the idea of being a famous drunk
i read about people in books
and i think man that guy/gal was cool
but being a drunk isn't easy
people hate you
you have no money
you feel like shit
and you hate yourself
nothing about that is easy
life doesn't really give a lot of options
drunk, druggy, crook, slut
or get married and work nine to five
most of teeth will probably fall out
i have nightmares about that