the ashtray is full
i hate mickey mouse
and the one person who brings comfort
has know idea who i am
some crazy woman freaked out at the aa meeting tonight
over a spider bite
that's what my stories have been reduced to
i hang out until the bars close
then it's safe to leave
i feel so uncool
who needs it anyway
i know that i have to go through this
so the next time a great one comes along
i'll appreiate her for her
i hope this lasts a bit longer
i'm a slow learner
oh, and i read on the super cult board that
john waters and jim jarmusch were hanging out at the bar in baltimore that i got arrested/banned from
so even if i were home i couldn't rub elbows with the upper crust
what ever that meens
but i did make $27 dollars tonight for eating 8 hotdogs in fourteen minutes
stick a fork in me
i hate mickey mouse
and the one person who brings comfort
has know idea who i am
some crazy woman freaked out at the aa meeting tonight
over a spider bite
that's what my stories have been reduced to
i hang out until the bars close
then it's safe to leave
i feel so uncool
who needs it anyway
i know that i have to go through this
so the next time a great one comes along
i'll appreiate her for her
i hope this lasts a bit longer
i'm a slow learner
oh, and i read on the super cult board that
john waters and jim jarmusch were hanging out at the bar in baltimore that i got arrested/banned from
so even if i were home i couldn't rub elbows with the upper crust
what ever that meens
but i did make $27 dollars tonight for eating 8 hotdogs in fourteen minutes
stick a fork in me
Maybe you should start entering those hot dog eating contests... I can't believe you didn't hurl after 8 hot dogs...