i hate/love when i have no idea were i parked the car
i got this thing
i consider my only art
she said
"you have know idea how many one night stands i've had since we starting seeing each other"
i said
"i don't like you just because you have a vagina"
she was talking to a different guy almost every time i came back from smoking. the first one was easy. he was wearing a skull shirt for fucks sake.
i said
"i bet you have a really beautiul pink cock"
the second one was a bit harder. he was hip, but a liar. no better way to out wit a liar than with absolute truth.
i said
"were the fuck did you get that garlic bread"
"she said
"that guy gave it to me"
i said
"it must be nice to have tits"
i continued about how women at bars can bat their eyes and smile and basically get what ever they want. i guess i could do the same but would have to go home with some creepy old man with a sweaty upper lip.
anyway as soon as the guy came back he offered me some of his steak. the girls thought that was hilarious.
he said
"what going on?"
i explained the conversation he had missed
he said
"i gave her the bread because she said she was hungry!"
we had just come from sushi
she did it just to fuck with me. she said so.
i ate the biggest piece of steak off his plate. that pissed him off. he hid it well. like i said. he was liar.
i drank an irish car bomb some mexican couldn't stomach. spilled a pint. told her she wasn't a special little snowflake and that vaginas were a dime a dozen. i didn't remember that last part but she just called me to find out what had happened. she's had one one night stand since we started seeing each other.
i probably should get my ass kicked more. i only weigh one thirty. tara just called. she said she would call me back. it's snowing in detroit. ifeel like talking on the phone and smoking cigarettes.
just like my grandmother.
it's an older version of you
so actually younger
i'm not interested in that
i'm in love with you now
i wonder waht ever happened to kevin
after he joined the military
he carried that gun around with him everywere
last i heard he was in jail
i got this thing
i consider my only art
she said
"you have know idea how many one night stands i've had since we starting seeing each other"
i said
"i don't like you just because you have a vagina"
she was talking to a different guy almost every time i came back from smoking. the first one was easy. he was wearing a skull shirt for fucks sake.
i said
"i bet you have a really beautiul pink cock"
the second one was a bit harder. he was hip, but a liar. no better way to out wit a liar than with absolute truth.
i said
"were the fuck did you get that garlic bread"
"she said
"that guy gave it to me"
i said
"it must be nice to have tits"
i continued about how women at bars can bat their eyes and smile and basically get what ever they want. i guess i could do the same but would have to go home with some creepy old man with a sweaty upper lip.
anyway as soon as the guy came back he offered me some of his steak. the girls thought that was hilarious.
he said
"what going on?"
i explained the conversation he had missed
he said
"i gave her the bread because she said she was hungry!"
we had just come from sushi
she did it just to fuck with me. she said so.
i ate the biggest piece of steak off his plate. that pissed him off. he hid it well. like i said. he was liar.
i drank an irish car bomb some mexican couldn't stomach. spilled a pint. told her she wasn't a special little snowflake and that vaginas were a dime a dozen. i didn't remember that last part but she just called me to find out what had happened. she's had one one night stand since we started seeing each other.
i probably should get my ass kicked more. i only weigh one thirty. tara just called. she said she would call me back. it's snowing in detroit. ifeel like talking on the phone and smoking cigarettes.
just like my grandmother.
it's an older version of you
so actually younger
i'm not interested in that
i'm in love with you now
i wonder waht ever happened to kevin
after he joined the military
he carried that gun around with him everywere
last i heard he was in jail