i always hope that i'll come here
and sombody will have been to my journal
and say"hey fuckhead, you're a fucking genius. let me give you a million dollars"
it never happens though
that's because i'm not a genius
and i'm lazy
so you've never heard of me
hundreds of people are being heard of right now
if only i was a woman
i could take off my clothes and people could say things like
"nice tits, heres twenty bucks" or
"i'm a big fat fucking nerd, you're set was great"
and sombody will have been to my journal
and say"hey fuckhead, you're a fucking genius. let me give you a million dollars"
it never happens though
that's because i'm not a genius
and i'm lazy
so you've never heard of me
hundreds of people are being heard of right now
if only i was a woman
i could take off my clothes and people could say things like
"nice tits, heres twenty bucks" or
"i'm a big fat fucking nerd, you're set was great"