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Per suggestion of velvet_petal, here is a top 10 list of my last spent 24 hours:
1. Introduced a lover to a potential girl for a threesome
2. Invited my latest photographer to stay with me for the weekend so we can shoot to kill
3. Recruited my best friend, a gorgeous amputee to model with me
4. Free coffee and food all day long at my favorite coffee shop
5. Planned and perfected new material for my upcoming stand up comedy show
6. Talked more with my best friends about becoming a dominatrix
7. Met with my new boss whose child she wants me to baby sit for
8. Promoted my weekly bar shifts by word of mouth with local customer friends & industry folk
9. Met so many new personal friends via my heavily active tumblr account
10. Worst for last, I decided I'm no longer interested in the lover, lady or threesome. It's how I roll.
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Careful being kissed by me; I kiss off just as passionately.
Have a beautiful day, I am off to bed at last.
-Beth
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frankiewilde:
I would like to see this said Moz tattoo!
killtime:
Awsome! Yes I have done some work, but have yet to put it up on my profile. You have some beautiful ink by the way.