Ok peoples! I'm hungry and desperately needing breakfast so I'll write a little about my holiday and then get the fuck outta here.....
Well we arrived late late late Wednesday night.... and getting off the plane was heaven... it was 27 degrees and humid as all fuck but it was just HEAVEN to be in weatehr like that... .the crew was VERY good on the plane about slathering you with alcohol so by the time we got to our hotel we were slashed....
Our resort was very small in the way that their was only 6 huts constructed the rest were being built (there is only going to be 15) so there was only 12 people on the resort with us so we never really saw anybody.... we had a dip when we first got there... they have this amazing infinity pool that goes out onto the only surf beach in Vanuatu..... we got another bottle of champagne to go with our 2 bottles of duty free moet.... drank down the shit one and crashed....
Got up in morning..... just decieded to take it easy for the first day.... had breakfast... the hot breakfast was the only good food at the resort... but this is a french country so the food everywhere else was AMAZING... I thought I was going to come back 10kgs heavier... but I indulged in alot of meat over there so I actually lost weight..... the breakfasts we're phenomenal... and part of our package so ROCK! The french toast... or as I reminded Adrian it didnt *have* to be called 'freedom' toast as it was a french colony was just totally lush.... being there has reignited my already pretty serious obsession with food and cooking....
We went into town.. and the people are the most lovely and gorgous and happy people I've ever encountered... its a very poor country but their is no poverty because food is so plentyful... the markets was astonishing... just row after row after row of fresh fruit and vegetables its was
so we walked around town for a bit checked everything out.... booked onto a few tours we wanted to go on and then scurried back to our resort to get sun and swimming and sex..... hmmmmm fuck buny holiday... I swear... I was totally cracking up before I went on this holiday I had the busiest 2 months of my life before hand and possibly the most stressful fortnight EVER just before I left.... thank god I had that holiday otherwise I think I would have started cutting myself again... or thrown myself off a balcony....
more on the holiday soon ..... oh I miss the sunshine... and my tan is fucking phenomenal
happy day peoples
Well we arrived late late late Wednesday night.... and getting off the plane was heaven... it was 27 degrees and humid as all fuck but it was just HEAVEN to be in weatehr like that... .the crew was VERY good on the plane about slathering you with alcohol so by the time we got to our hotel we were slashed....
Our resort was very small in the way that their was only 6 huts constructed the rest were being built (there is only going to be 15) so there was only 12 people on the resort with us so we never really saw anybody.... we had a dip when we first got there... they have this amazing infinity pool that goes out onto the only surf beach in Vanuatu..... we got another bottle of champagne to go with our 2 bottles of duty free moet.... drank down the shit one and crashed....
Got up in morning..... just decieded to take it easy for the first day.... had breakfast... the hot breakfast was the only good food at the resort... but this is a french country so the food everywhere else was AMAZING... I thought I was going to come back 10kgs heavier... but I indulged in alot of meat over there so I actually lost weight..... the breakfasts we're phenomenal... and part of our package so ROCK! The french toast... or as I reminded Adrian it didnt *have* to be called 'freedom' toast as it was a french colony was just totally lush.... being there has reignited my already pretty serious obsession with food and cooking....
We went into town.. and the people are the most lovely and gorgous and happy people I've ever encountered... its a very poor country but their is no poverty because food is so plentyful... the markets was astonishing... just row after row after row of fresh fruit and vegetables its was
so we walked around town for a bit checked everything out.... booked onto a few tours we wanted to go on and then scurried back to our resort to get sun and swimming and sex..... hmmmmm fuck buny holiday... I swear... I was totally cracking up before I went on this holiday I had the busiest 2 months of my life before hand and possibly the most stressful fortnight EVER just before I left.... thank god I had that holiday otherwise I think I would have started cutting myself again... or thrown myself off a balcony....
more on the holiday soon ..... oh I miss the sunshine... and my tan is fucking phenomenal
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jovanka:
Dude it sounds like you are where I wanna be! Next time you sip that bubbly toast me one and give whoever has the pleasure of having sex with you a thrust for me! (and make it a good one, I don't fuck around!!)