TIIIIREEEEDDDD well two shifts and nothing.. oh well you win some you lose some... typical anal capricorn.. I lost my shit this morning and cleaned most of the house... Scarlett who owns the shop is a fruity Libran... why are you librans all so fucking messy.. anyway she loves clutter so I just lost it and HAD to clean up... I started with the girls room which had this pile of clothes about to consume everybody next to the fridge.. that went first... I hung up all the costumes and uniforms... bleached the straight jacket and mended the leather straps for it... sewed the button back onto the naval captains jacket... sorting the clothes took forever and there was some crazy 80's shit in there.. like this outfit, leather pantalooms with a matching leather bolero.. I mean wtf .. then I tidied up the main dungeon and sorted all the ropes, paddles, canes and discipline impliments.. fixed one of the strap on harnesses... sorted out cross dressing and put everything back in its place... then I was so bored I attacked the back yard... that was a job and a half... but its all clear now and everything is mended and I even started a wish list for the girls to write on to prod my boss into buying some new toys... fixed the digital camera and hooked up the printer for my boss... and I was covered head to toe in dust when I had finished... but I would never go back to training for a million years
ps Johnny Knoxville is so going to be my bitch.. he's going to live in a cage under my sink and he would fucking love every second of it... and I'd shoot with with a taser a day.... *drools* I so need ones of those for my cock torture electrical clients
ps Johnny Knoxville is so going to be my bitch.. he's going to live in a cage under my sink and he would fucking love every second of it... and I'd shoot with with a taser a day.... *drools* I so need ones of those for my cock torture electrical clients
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What they don't tell ya about the luck of the Irish though is that 50% of it is bad.
Thnak you for the info on my inner self. I liked it a lot and most of it was dead fucking on.
[Edited on Feb 26, 2003]