*blergh blergh* I am the period monster.. I should put my other picture up... Well I got a fabulous cappucino machine for my birthday so I'm happy about that otherwise I honestly feel like my ovaries are badly bruised and swollen, damn period pain... I feel like my innards are going to drop out of me at any second... Oh well I cant complain I rarely get it.. some poor gurlies spend 3 days a month agonising in bed... I is tired today and fucking sick of not earning any money at work... apparently Jan is quiet but fuck me I need to pay my fucking bills man... $200 in 2 shifts is fucking pathetic and I usually go at least one shift without earning any money at all... I've called a few regulars to come in but they are on holidays which is what I suppose has happened to the rest... hehehe had a funny little client last night... he was reaaaalllly young could have been 18 but I'm thinking he was 20 (well hoping), he had never done anything like this before.. I explained what an introductory session was, asked him if any particular fantasies had brought him in there.. nothing not a word just sitting there almost shaking he was so nervous and just staring at me with this wide eyed nervousness.... I'm like.. do you have anything in particular thats brought you in here? Any particular activitie that interests you? I rattled off a list of a few things like watersports, cross dressing, bondage and as I'm speaking he just quickly blerts out very loudly ''I wanna be fucked in the arse!" I almost burst out laughing and just casually looked at him and explained that he wanted an anal session and that would be a little bit extra.... I went out to the girls room and giggled for a good minute.. I think thats the hardest part about my job is not laughing sometimes... most men come in to get anal (well 95% of clients really) so it ws no big surprise.. but it was obvioulsy so hard for him to say it ... *giggles* what a little cutie... I went easy on him did some slave training and some anal but of course he came in all of 30 minutes.... when he paid for an hour... oh well you cant help being excited... it probably took him months of courage building to come in...
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holdensolo:
Heads up darlin'! We're having a band practice on Sunday morning. Everybody is meeting at the abandoned church where we were defeated Dr. Zion's evil zombie hordes.
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thanks that was funny. silly show.