50roadmaster

Here's to you whitecollar kid...

You gave me the dirtiest glare and turned up nose today as you picked out your new BMW. Your trophy girl just close enough so that everyone knew she was with you. You were about my age, with faux punk hair and your designer punk clothes, eternal frown painted on your face. What was the dirty look for? Was it...
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3 days until i get hammered on the beaches of mexico for 3 days...

I think I have good ideas to keep morale up in the work place...

-An employee benefit at any company should be that you can give up vacation time to give your immediate boss a solid kick in the nuts.

-The customers not always right. Really shitty customers should be free game... I should have the right to refuse service in the most offensive way...
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Lessons from the past 24 hours...

-Drinking with someone twice your size until 3AM knowing you have to leave for work at 6AM isnt the brightest idea.

-Hangovers are bad.

-Going to work still drunk from the night before isnt as fun as it sounds.

-15 hour hangovers are REALLY bad.

-Fucking with random people as you drive can brighten even the most shittastical of...
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I found the most bitchin liquor store on wednesday. All they carry is bum drinks like steel reserve, arrogant bastard, night train, thunderbird, md 20/20, etc. Its a disneyland for the homeless... Hell its disneyland for anyone who wants to get plastered for change that can be found in a couch, taken from a car, or jacked from a kid on the way to elementary...
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Yea, so school and work have cut my time down to almost nothin, rarely get to get on here... On a good note i have gone to hootnanny and and all kinds of good stuff...

Oh and my mustang blew the hell up and is more or less totalled from mechanical failure, so I went out and bought a 1993 geo metro and camoflauged it...
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School made me take out all my piercings today, which sucks, but whatcha gonna do... They allow ink though, so im gonna have to start up on some good ol' fashioned sleeve stylee... what to get... These hours of 4AM to 9PM are going to kill me over the next year.