Computer is down... gone for a while....
I have to wake up in 4 hours, but I cant sleep... Partially because I havent smoked in a week... but as a prize for quitting smoking Im buying another car... substituting an addiction for an addiction... I'm never going to have money again... OH YEA!!! Dwarves show in HB at fitzgeralds, its a fuckin kick ass show, im there!
viciousdemalice:
Aint insomnia a bitch? For me it seems to get worse when, like lately, I have two thousand and one things on my mind. I find staring at the ceiling not terribly relaxing, but it requires less energy than typing...
cracked my head open today trying to look for a shirt in my car at 430AM... nobody told me i had blood all over my forehead, and I didnt find out until almost 7... now my head hurts... also got revenge on the theiving cocksucker of a vending machine at work and robbed it of all its little goodies... i feel like hurling from the...
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viciousdemalice:
Me, Myself & Irene style, take an axe to those fucking machines, I too have had that desire. Sorry about your head hurting, sounds like a bitch. Have some asperin and soda, that always helps me.
viciousdemalice:
Thanks for the bode of confidence, that was like.....cool. Yeah, I used to be cool, now I'm not, so I have decided to be cool again, cause I was happy being cool, cause it was....well....cool!
Peace, and enjoy the waffles!!
Peace, and enjoy the waffles!!
birthday... brain cells slaughtered over the weekend... but got a haircut and watched my favorite movie... so all's cool
nadya:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!... ehh.. belated birthday now.. fuck, 20 minutes too late.
havent updated in a while but thats because... well the truth is im increadibly lazy... oh and tired... so fuck it, and refer to the picture.
viciousdemalice:
Tired and lazy, well, that's me for god damned sure, so I'm right there with you.
Peace
Peace
Went to a going away party for my friend last night, and ended up at a strip joint... The guy who threw this for him found him the biggest stripper he could to give him a lapdance on stage... she broke the legs straight off the chair and he fell on his ass... with her ass on top of him... 2 girls who werent really...
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viciousdemalice:
Now that's a party. Except for the whole huge-chick-sitting-on-some guy's face-after-falling thing, sounds fun. Take an advil and don't think about it.
Toodles!!!
Toodles!!!
day:
i love going to strip clubs...good times
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viciousdemalice:
...Once, I ate a penguin, it was rubbery. Enjoy the waffles!!!
viciousdemalice:
Yeah, the ideal is moving out, but first I need money, of which I have absolutely none. Thanks for the advice though, and you're right, OC appartments are insane as far as rent goes.
Mexico kicked ass. Only got to stay for 2 days, but was still awesome... except nights... clubs were too packed and the djs were retarded and i got ripped off by the doorman. It was like swimming through people. Overall awesome though. When youre stressed sometimes a little time to yourself way out of your element can fix a lot.
Here's to you whitecollar kid...
You gave me the dirtiest glare and turned up nose today as you picked out your new BMW. Your trophy girl just close enough so that everyone knew she was with you. You were about my age, with faux punk hair and your designer punk clothes, eternal frown painted on your face. What was the dirty look for? Was it...
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You gave me the dirtiest glare and turned up nose today as you picked out your new BMW. Your trophy girl just close enough so that everyone knew she was with you. You were about my age, with faux punk hair and your designer punk clothes, eternal frown painted on your face. What was the dirty look for? Was it...
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3 days until i get hammered on the beaches of mexico for 3 days...
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nadya:
TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!
marymurder:
Luckkkkkky.
I think I have good ideas to keep morale up in the work place...
-An employee benefit at any company should be that you can give up vacation time to give your immediate boss a solid kick in the nuts.
-The customers not always right. Really shitty customers should be free game... I should have the right to refuse service in the most offensive way...
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-An employee benefit at any company should be that you can give up vacation time to give your immediate boss a solid kick in the nuts.
-The customers not always right. Really shitty customers should be free game... I should have the right to refuse service in the most offensive way...
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Lessons from the past 24 hours...
-Drinking with someone twice your size until 3AM knowing you have to leave for work at 6AM isnt the brightest idea.
-Hangovers are bad.
-Going to work still drunk from the night before isnt as fun as it sounds.
-15 hour hangovers are REALLY bad.
-Fucking with random people as you drive can brighten even the most shittastical of...
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-Drinking with someone twice your size until 3AM knowing you have to leave for work at 6AM isnt the brightest idea.
-Hangovers are bad.
-Going to work still drunk from the night before isnt as fun as it sounds.
-15 hour hangovers are REALLY bad.
-Fucking with random people as you drive can brighten even the most shittastical of...
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nadya:
haha... you're awesome.
This guy almost ran me off the road yesterday because he was busy making kissy faces at me and doing the little "call me" gestures instead of paying attention to his driving. If that was you... if i ever see you in person i'm punching you in the throat.
This guy almost ran me off the road yesterday because he was busy making kissy faces at me and doing the little "call me" gestures instead of paying attention to his driving. If that was you... if i ever see you in person i'm punching you in the throat.
nadya:
a geo metro in camo paint?!? HOT!!! dude, be my boyfriend.