Is it just me or does the lamest of the lame seem to rise to the top in corporate America? The newest General Manager of my division (#4 in three years) doesnt do a damn thing. All day long he surfs the web, talks to his friends on the phone, and leaves early for business in Boulder.
Not to mention he cries AT LEAST once a week. Whether hes confronting you; youre confronting him; or hes just talking about how nice it is to have a job, he sobs like a little girl. A few weeks back he cried four out of five work days. When hes not crying to the members of the management team hes lecturing us on recycling, vegetarianism, or using metal forks instead of plastic. None of which are bad, but were here to work pal. Save the world on your own fucking time.
Hes even worse than our last GM who was fired for calling phone sex from his office. They caught him shipping personal items on the company dime. Turns out one of the addresses was to a phone sex company. So IT ran a report on his phone and found that he was calling at least once an hour to several different phone sex lines! This loser moved his wife and two kids from LA to take the job. Less than a week after he closed on his house he was fired.
No sitcom or movie has ever been written that compares to my workplace. Its beyond ridiculous. Most people dont believe me when I describe the freaks I work with.
Not to mention he cries AT LEAST once a week. Whether hes confronting you; youre confronting him; or hes just talking about how nice it is to have a job, he sobs like a little girl. A few weeks back he cried four out of five work days. When hes not crying to the members of the management team hes lecturing us on recycling, vegetarianism, or using metal forks instead of plastic. None of which are bad, but were here to work pal. Save the world on your own fucking time.
Hes even worse than our last GM who was fired for calling phone sex from his office. They caught him shipping personal items on the company dime. Turns out one of the addresses was to a phone sex company. So IT ran a report on his phone and found that he was calling at least once an hour to several different phone sex lines! This loser moved his wife and two kids from LA to take the job. Less than a week after he closed on his house he was fired.
No sitcom or movie has ever been written that compares to my workplace. Its beyond ridiculous. Most people dont believe me when I describe the freaks I work with.