WOOO!!!! I just bought a Mac!
My former self is traveling thru time as we speak to bitchslap me back to last Tuesday. Hahaha, my first screenname on AIM was antimac85. My hate for things is very passionate
So yeah, I got a refurbished iBook with a G4 running Tiger [insert boner here] which is like hot sex compared to Windows XP which is like beastiality. My goal is to have nothing but Macs by the time Windows Vista comes out. Yeah, its that good.
I could do a Mac commercial but it still wouldn't make me as cool as JJ_R0x0rZ who managed to get her entire mohawk in a movie (although they might have digitally reduced it like Lindsey Lohan's tits so no one gets offended). Plus I don't think they would let me compare Microsoft and beastiality, damn them.
"Uh, my name is Jason... I used to have a PC, and then I got a Mac and it was rad. So if you still use PCs, you probably like to fuck dogs. My name is Jason, and I do chicks only."
My former self is traveling thru time as we speak to bitchslap me back to last Tuesday. Hahaha, my first screenname on AIM was antimac85. My hate for things is very passionate
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So yeah, I got a refurbished iBook with a G4 running Tiger [insert boner here] which is like hot sex compared to Windows XP which is like beastiality. My goal is to have nothing but Macs by the time Windows Vista comes out. Yeah, its that good.
I could do a Mac commercial but it still wouldn't make me as cool as JJ_R0x0rZ who managed to get her entire mohawk in a movie (although they might have digitally reduced it like Lindsey Lohan's tits so no one gets offended). Plus I don't think they would let me compare Microsoft and beastiality, damn them.
"Uh, my name is Jason... I used to have a PC, and then I got a Mac and it was rad. So if you still use PCs, you probably like to fuck dogs. My name is Jason, and I do chicks only."