420neverforget

I just found my dream job.

Recently my friend discovered that the show Cops is the best thing ever to watch while completely trashed... to be honest, I don't envy police officers, their jobs look like a bitch and I would never volunteer myself to do so much work... but there's one kind of officer whose job would be like going to Disneyland every day for me... and I realized how awesome it would be to be a narc.

If there's one thing I can do well, its buy drugs. And the cops seize all sorts of shit from dealers' houses, like their cars and whatever, then use them in busts... this one fatass cop was driving a corvette and I realized thats the life for me. As a person who loves using recreationally, I would feel bad busting people in this area because I'd know most of the people... so I would move to some shitty redneck town where the people are stupid as fuck because I wouldn't feel bad to bust stupid motherfuckers. Then Id be in a low-cost place getting a fucking huge check, which I would use to... *drumroll* ...grow marijuana.

But Id have to pass a drug test. Lol.