So since I dont feel like being creative and put up anything new, I figured Id repost 2 of my old myspace blogs. When its really dead at work, This is how I occupy my time!
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: The Seperation Of Church and Skate-NOFX
Waking up: Radio- Rancid
Average day: To Awake and Avenge the Dead- Thrice
First date: I Bet You Look Good On the Dance Floor- Arctic Monkeys
Falling in love: Olive Me NOFX
Love scene: Insert cheesey porno music
Fight scene: Bleed- Soulfly
Breaking up: When One 8 Becomes Two Zero's-GlassJaw
Getting back together: Last Chance Blueprint - Rise Against
Secret love: Letters Home- Good Riddance
Life's okay: 40 oz to Freedom- Sublime
Mental breakdown: I Hate Everything!-Suicide Machines
Driving: Cloud Connected- In Flames
Learning a lesson: Down This Road- Zero Down
Deep thought: Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis- Brand New
Flashback: Dancing With Myself- Billy Idol
Partying: Irish Drinking Song- Buck-O-Nine
Happy dance: Everything Sucks- Reel Big Fish
Regretting: Not Your Savior-No Use For a Name
Long night alone: Matchbook -Strung Out
Death scene: Lip Gloss and Black- Atreyu
Closing credits: Glad to know that if I want attention all I have to do is die-Brand New
Although I made a few changes to some of the songs before reposting. I like it this way better.
THE NICK SANDERSON APTITUDE TEST
(all questions created by yours truly)
vol.1 ver. 1.0.0
1.) Which one of the following people could NOT defeat George W. Bush in a spelling bee? (lets say.....3rd grade level questions)
a. Anna Nicole Smith
b. A lg Iced Coffee from Dunkin Donuts
c. My 12 yr old brother
d. You
2.) Barry Bonds is to steriods, as New York from "Flava of love" is to...
a. Cinderella
b. Chewbacca
c. Angelina Jolie
d. A dozen muffins
3.) Who has more talent as a singer?
a. Ashlee Simpson
b. Avril Lavigne
c. Pink
d. Billy the big mouth Bass (AKA the dumb plastic mounted fish)
4.)Which member of the New York Yankees has been caught cheating?
a.Jason Giambi
b.Gary Sheffield
c. Alex Rodriguez
d. All of the above
5.) Nick would rather _______, than listen to Paris Hilton talk
a. Rip his own fingernails out with pliers
b. stick acupuncture stakes into his eyelids
c. Watch a complete movie on the Lifetime network
d. All of the above
6.) If Nick died and went to hell, how would he spend eternity?
a. being stuck in a studio with Kevin Federline, trying to write a hip hop double album
b. Sitting on the same beach in mid August with a nursing home field trip
c. listening to Kanye West discuss his political views
d. being stuck litigating arguments between satan and saddam
7.) Name the childrens television character that most closely resembles Janice (Tony's sister) in The Sopranos ?
a. Cookie Monster
b. Animal (EEE-YA YA YA!!!)
c. a gorg from Fraggle Rock
d. Scrooge McDuck
8.) Which celebrity has NO business being famous?
a. Paris Hilton
b. Anna Benson
c. Omarosa
d. all of the above
9.) Name the reality show contestant, that nearly makes Nick want to end it all
a. Paula, from the Real World Key West
b. Hunnie from Flava of Love
c. Alexis on the new Surreal Life
d. Rob from Survivor
10.) Which of these four is the greatest athlete of all time?
a. Tom Brady
b. David Ortiz
c. Curt Schilling
d. Paul Pierce
Answers- 1.a/ 2.b/3.d/4.d/5.d/6.c/7.c/8.d/9.a/10 doesnt matter, they all are acceptable answers
Alright, im going on break.
Also, I came up with my top 5. Later people.
--Nick
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: The Seperation Of Church and Skate-NOFX
Waking up: Radio- Rancid
Average day: To Awake and Avenge the Dead- Thrice
First date: I Bet You Look Good On the Dance Floor- Arctic Monkeys
Falling in love: Olive Me NOFX
Love scene: Insert cheesey porno music
Fight scene: Bleed- Soulfly
Breaking up: When One 8 Becomes Two Zero's-GlassJaw
Getting back together: Last Chance Blueprint - Rise Against
Secret love: Letters Home- Good Riddance
Life's okay: 40 oz to Freedom- Sublime
Mental breakdown: I Hate Everything!-Suicide Machines
Driving: Cloud Connected- In Flames
Learning a lesson: Down This Road- Zero Down
Deep thought: Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis- Brand New
Flashback: Dancing With Myself- Billy Idol
Partying: Irish Drinking Song- Buck-O-Nine
Happy dance: Everything Sucks- Reel Big Fish
Regretting: Not Your Savior-No Use For a Name
Long night alone: Matchbook -Strung Out
Death scene: Lip Gloss and Black- Atreyu
Closing credits: Glad to know that if I want attention all I have to do is die-Brand New
Although I made a few changes to some of the songs before reposting. I like it this way better.
THE NICK SANDERSON APTITUDE TEST
(all questions created by yours truly)
vol.1 ver. 1.0.0
1.) Which one of the following people could NOT defeat George W. Bush in a spelling bee? (lets say.....3rd grade level questions)
a. Anna Nicole Smith
b. A lg Iced Coffee from Dunkin Donuts
c. My 12 yr old brother
d. You
2.) Barry Bonds is to steriods, as New York from "Flava of love" is to...
a. Cinderella
b. Chewbacca
c. Angelina Jolie
d. A dozen muffins
3.) Who has more talent as a singer?
a. Ashlee Simpson
b. Avril Lavigne
c. Pink
d. Billy the big mouth Bass (AKA the dumb plastic mounted fish)
4.)Which member of the New York Yankees has been caught cheating?
a.Jason Giambi
b.Gary Sheffield
c. Alex Rodriguez
d. All of the above
5.) Nick would rather _______, than listen to Paris Hilton talk
a. Rip his own fingernails out with pliers
b. stick acupuncture stakes into his eyelids
c. Watch a complete movie on the Lifetime network
d. All of the above
6.) If Nick died and went to hell, how would he spend eternity?
a. being stuck in a studio with Kevin Federline, trying to write a hip hop double album
b. Sitting on the same beach in mid August with a nursing home field trip
c. listening to Kanye West discuss his political views
d. being stuck litigating arguments between satan and saddam
7.) Name the childrens television character that most closely resembles Janice (Tony's sister) in The Sopranos ?
a. Cookie Monster
b. Animal (EEE-YA YA YA!!!)
c. a gorg from Fraggle Rock
d. Scrooge McDuck
8.) Which celebrity has NO business being famous?
a. Paris Hilton
b. Anna Benson
c. Omarosa
d. all of the above
9.) Name the reality show contestant, that nearly makes Nick want to end it all
a. Paula, from the Real World Key West
b. Hunnie from Flava of Love
c. Alexis on the new Surreal Life
d. Rob from Survivor
10.) Which of these four is the greatest athlete of all time?
a. Tom Brady
b. David Ortiz
c. Curt Schilling
d. Paul Pierce
Answers- 1.a/ 2.b/3.d/4.d/5.d/6.c/7.c/8.d/9.a/10 doesnt matter, they all are acceptable answers
Alright, im going on break.
Also, I came up with my top 5. Later people.
--Nick